You guys ... Biden's SOTU? WOOF. So much woof. If you missed it (shame on you), several of us live-blogged that catastrophe last night, and true story, I am feeling hungover, and not because I had too much fun. Ok, to be fair WE had fun at Joe's expense while hanging out in a very 'Cheers'-like environment but listening to the lies and nonsense that old man spewed for an hour was painful. I honestly don't know how anyone can watch him speak and not feel like throwing things around the room. Just blatant, obnoxious, shameless lies that he KNEW were lies.
The one bright spot (other than the other Twitchy maniacs live-blogging with me) was watching Speaker Mike Johnson make the same faces I was making as Joe yelled, mumbled, slurred, and whispered his way through the bumper-sticker speech.
Not to mention Johnson is pretty easy on the eyes.
OH SETTLE DOWN, I'm being honest.
He has the most perfect hair ...
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Anyway.
Mike Johnson shook his head and rolled his eyes throughout Joe Biden's State of the Union speech. pic.twitter.com/djBajwIJEA
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 8, 2024
Eye rolls. Eyes closed. Looking away.
You can tell the guy is trying REALLY HARD not to get up and call Joe a liar.
Not to mention it had to be challenging to sit next to that smiling, clapping hyena all night. HEY, at least they finally found something Kamala is good at, right?
Did he tear up his copy at the end?
— Tea Party Barbie (@laurahollis61) March 8, 2024
That would have been awesome but no, he's not a hateful hag like Nancy Pelosi. Oh, side note, did you guys notice Johnson didn't even have an opportunity to introduce Joe? Weird, right? Guess since he was late from being blocked by the pro-Hamas nobs he wanted to get going before whatever 'cocktail' they shot him up with wore off.
I missed Speaker Mike Johnson doing that…
— R2DHue ⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟 𝕏 (@R2DHue) March 8, 2024
Because I was rolling my eyes through Biden’s entire “Get off my lawn!” angry old man rant.
Literally all of our reactions
— Truth Army (@trutharmyfilms) March 8, 2024
He is thinking that it was the worst day to quit drinking.
— MarkKhusid (@MarkKhusid1) March 8, 2024
In other words, he picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
We all did.
Heh.
