During the government lockdowns AKA the ‘pandemic,’ there were SO many ridiculous policies and mandates put in place by power-hungry Democrat a-holes who saw an opportunity to enforce their authoritarian dreams of controlling the masses that we lost track. LUCKILY, ZUBY was good enough to ask Twitter to list some of the silliest and least scientific pandemic policies and while this thread is pretty damn hilarious, it’s also infuriating.
Take a gander.
What was the silliest, least scientific 'pandemic' policy?
— ZUBY: (@ZubyMusic) November 16, 2022
Pandemic, schmandemic.
Amirite?
I was told by racetrack security to put on a mask whilst alone on a racehorse after having part of a lung removed. Both the surgeon and my oncologist wrote letters questioning the sanity of being cited for being without a mask.
— Doug Walkinghorse (@walkinghorseMT) November 17, 2022
Sanity? Psh, sanity went out the WINDOW during the lockdowns.
— Delano Squires (@DelanoSquires) November 17, 2022
Yeah, no words for this one.
In Ohio for sports, you could still wrestle each other but then you couldn't shake hands after.
— Meghan Maureen (@Keggs719) November 17, 2022
HA HA HA HA HA
Holy crap.
You cant work in Nyc indoors unvaxxed for more than 10 minutes.
— Rebekah (@ItsRebekahStar) November 16, 2022
Is that still a thing? Seriously?!
Plexiglass placement and holes/gaps. pic.twitter.com/UObjmmzpFi
— Sally R Hemmer (@SallyRoth) November 16, 2022
Awwww yes, the powerful PLEXIGLASS.
the best was when both people were leaning faces into the hole and shouting at each other so they could hear each other through the masks.
— charity (@charitymansson) November 16, 2022
Or when they pulled their masks down because they couldn’t understand or hear one another?
Awesome stuff.
Skateboarders remove sand from iconic Venice Beach skate park despite stay-at-home orders
— TCAinLAX (@TanyaCAlvarez) November 16, 2022
Horrible.
Arresting paddle board guy who was paddling all by himself. pic.twitter.com/F8KZNsazCg
— The Doctor (@TennantRob) November 17, 2022
BUT HE WAS PUTTING GRANDMA’S LIFE IN DANGER OUT THERE.
All of them.
— Ultra Grateful Calvin šŗšøš¶š š¶ (@shoveitjack) November 17, 2022
True dat.
Kids eating outside in the cold, on the ground, sitting distanced from their friends, schooled for talking or playing. In the winter. While policy makers are lunch with their peers, inside, warm, talking and socializing.
— Florida Julieš¦©ššš½ (@byzosgal) November 17, 2022
Infuriating.
Thanks, teacher’s unions.
It has to be the 6 ft rule since they basically just took a wild guess, modified it based on politics, and then rolled it out to the public.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 17, 2022
Right? If you only had 5’11” between you and someone else THAT WAS DANGEROUS.
Dumbest of the dumb.
Two weeks to flatten the curve.
š¤”š
— THE REAL REAL (@realNoFakeNews) November 17, 2022
By far… pic.twitter.com/hFcuJCVppT
— Just Donna (@Crypsis12) November 17, 2022
And they reelected the hag who did this.
Crazy.
Wearing a mask while standing in a restaurant but taking off when sitting.
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 17, 2022
Apparently, COVID is more dangerous the taller you are.
Hockey players wearing full equipment (yes including those thick ass gloves) couldnāt bump gloves in the traditional post game line up, had to stick salute from the blue lines. š¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø
— Michael Rufo (@rufo4congress) November 17, 2022
Nuts.
Youāll spread COVID if your mask falls under your nose
— Brittany Martinez (@BritMartinez) November 16, 2022
Shutting down schools. We knew early on that children were at almost no risk from COVID.
— Ungovernable (@Good_Eleven11) November 16, 2022
Again, thanks, teacher’s unions.
When they said BLM protests were safe and don't spread Covid but Anti lock down ones do and are racist to top off
— Jake Shields (@jakeshieldsajj) November 17, 2022
Who knew COVID wouldn’t infect people who were rioting over George Floyd? Crazy talk.
One way aisles at stores
— j (@j_nyy) November 16, 2022
Arresting and fining hikers and people camping in solitude.
— Soul (@RsBekae) November 16, 2022
Police beating people for having a coffee on the beach was up there.
— Klay Thompson (@Thompsonklay) November 16, 2022
2 cloth masks are even better than 1.
— Hirschberger (@Hirschberger3) November 16, 2022
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok, if we don’t laugh we’ll never stop throwing up.
— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) November 17, 2022
BAND PODS FOR THE WIN.
Yeah, we got nothin’.
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