Hoo boy, we’re starting to think writing about Eric Swalwell not being the brightest crayon in the box finally got to him …
It’s always fun to see Swalwell trying super hard to look important, informed, and even patriotic on Twitter because it always leads to some sort of embarrassing fail.
For example, this was begging for a Twitchy-ing:
“The conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple is not over” — in other words, the plotters of the coup against America are at large and want to be in charge. #January6thHearings
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 10, 2022
The conspiracy to thwart the purple.
NOT THE PURPLE! WHY WOULD THEY THWART THE PURPLE?!
Purple is like one of the coolest colors ever, man.
Don’t be dissing our purple.
— Tim Hyland (@TimHyland1267) June 10, 2022
Sipping the scotch bottle again champ?
— Craig Lambert (@lambert_craig) June 10, 2022
Really? You channeling your inner Barney? pic.twitter.com/ogy1VSpWRY
— Kimberly Morin (@Conservativeind) June 10, 2022
— Lisa Says (@LisaPurdue2) June 10, 2022
You really are as dumb as you look
— Laura Marklin (@LauraMarklin) June 10, 2022
Perhaps dumber.
“The conspiracy to thwart the will of the purple"? pic.twitter.com/OewuGp3P65
— Mr Wizard (@TheWizardsQuest) June 10, 2022
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The purple? You're a moron.
— Tek Roo 2024 💉 Shingles 1 of 2 (@Tek_Roo) June 10, 2022
This is an insult to morons everywhere.
The only person we Twitchy more than Eric is AOC … and that’s CLOSE.
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