This is one of the most hilarious things we’ve read on Twitter in a long time.
Hands down.
Admit it, the look on his face totally cracks you up.
Police Investigate Reports Of Local Gay Man Being Dragged Behind Boat https://t.co/TcP5oqrbJF pic.twitter.com/nhhPDIYHrB
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 8, 2018
From The Onion:
NORWOOD, NC—Law enforcement officials investigated a disturbance Sunday afternoon following reports of a screaming gay man being dragged across a lake behind a boat. “We received multiple accounts of two male suspects forcefully pulling a young gay man behind their motorboat at high speeds,” said Sgt. Michael Bosch of the Norwood Police Department, who noted that people on shore observed the gay man frantically waving and shouting the entire time he was yanked through the water by a 75-foot length of rope.
The horror!
Again, the smile on his face … kills us.
Police Dog Brutally Attacks Innocent Man pic.twitter.com/EvEUwaF2qi
— Josh Wayne (@AzShootinStar) July 8, 2018
Quick! The need to pass legislation against police dogs!
But of course, the Left was front and center to take this far too seriously …
That would be funny if gay guys hadn’t been dragged to their deaths behind trucks.
Maybe if the guy in the picture were black you’d have thought twice. #ThinkBeforeSatirizing
— Robert Davis (@rwdcsw) July 8, 2018
It’s a joke.
Settle down.
Oh for chrissakes…
— Sleve McDichael (@SeahawkBurrrton) July 8, 2018
Dude, right?
Not exactly sure how to react. Sort of taken aback. I really hope this was made in good faith, and not poking fun at the fact people are dragged behind cars for being gay.
— Ali MacLean?️? (@goghrembrandt) July 8, 2018
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Taken aback by The Onion?
THE ONION?
K.
Tone deaf much? #wtaf
— ILoveYourInformation (@dvdstwrt) July 9, 2018
Yes, yes you are.
*eye roll*
Yikes. I cringed at this. Fail, Onion.
— Carrie (@spicypants) July 8, 2018
Everyone’s a critic.
We feel you, The Onion. #Solidarity
Some of y’all need to chill out. I’m gay and this doesn’t offend me at all. It obviously wasn’t meant to be insensitive or anything.
— Luke Leifker (@hsfootballvet24) July 8, 2018
Amen, Luke.
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