The funniest thread maybe ever on Twitter started simply enough … with a joke about hummus and President Trump.
Of course, we all know, hummus is no laughing matter.
Unless it’s used in a brilliant tweet from @neontaster.
Trump tweet: Just had some hummus. Delicious!
Jen Rubin column: Why I no longer love hummus
Max Boot column: Why Trump's love of hummus spells disaster for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
Krassenstein tweet: Boycott all hummus. RETWEET IF YOU AGREE!
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 23, 2018
We especially like Max Boot’s take on it. Heh.
And Jen Rubin’s take would be funny if it weren’t so close to being the truth.
Eric Garland tweet: I WILL BURN YOUR CHICKPEA FIELDS TO ASH!
Louise Mensch tweet: Hummus is Russian
Women's March tweet: Trump loving hummus is cultural appropriation and also sexist to generations of Arab women who slaved over a hot stove to make hummus for their family
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 23, 2018
*dead*
Seth Abramson tweet: It's time for some background on the Kremlin and hummus 1/573
Ben Rhodes tweet: Javad Zarif and I had hummus in Vienna once
Matt Yglesias tweet: We should have subsidized hummus doles
John Schindler tweet: ?
— neontaster (@neontaster) May 23, 2018
Hillary Clinton tweet: Men are afraid of women who love Hummus!
It gets better.
Salon: The hummus debate distracts us from the underlying sexism of the term “chick” peas.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 23, 2018
Huffpost: How Hummus Became A Dietary Staple Of The Alt-Right
— Rainman Mcmillin (@RainmanMcmillin) May 24, 2018
https://twitter.com/CherylGhiselin/status/999435804995870720
Business Insider:. Why the rise of hummus should terrify salsa eaters.
— Don't Call Me Mr. P ? (@MrDaveSpEdTch) May 24, 2018
Mmmm … salsa.
Michael Avanetti tweet: My client, Hummus, and I continue to be the victim of personal attacks. The other side, Bean Dip, is panicking. Watch CNN tmrrw. I’ll be on 97 times to explain. #basta
— Rich Young (@richyoung) May 24, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HRC: I carry hummus in my purse.
Also HRC: When we flew to Arabia, we had to dodge people who were throwing hummus at us. I feared for my life. It was terrifying.
— Katrina (@KravGal) May 23, 2018
Al Sharpton: This Hummus situation is an outrage, is completely racist, could lead to hummus riots, and we need body cams to determine who is eating it?
— gary elekes (@yodameister) May 24, 2018
Jordan Petersen: When you look at the chickpea as a group and label it hummus, it becomes very tribal
— Chim (@Chimera_Patriot) May 24, 2018
Tariq Nasheed tweet:
Why all hummus manufacturers are secretly White Supremacists and owe reparations to people of color.— SlightStrider (@slightstrider) May 23, 2018
Hummus is a sign of white supremacy.
Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet: Hummus is weightless when traveling at light speed and twice as tasteless
— Tim O (@weeniewawa) May 23, 2018
Hummus is AWESOME.
You forgot Linda sarsour claiming cultural appropriation of hummus.
— Ezra (@EzraDrissman) May 24, 2018
BuzzFeed tweet:
Which of the #Avengers would most likely eat shawarma with Trump pic.twitter.com/Z6xeyeps54— SlightStrider (@slightstrider) May 24, 2018
HAAAAA.
And clearly the correct answer is Thor.
Pelosi tweet: We will turn the hummus back into chick peas
— Captain Wittering (@NicholasHendle1) May 24, 2018
And it looks like Pelosi is well on her way already.
Twitchy tweet: DAMN, this was hilarious! OOF!
Heh.
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