DUDE REALLY? Wil Wheaton shares why he couldn't be an Olympic swimmer and it's pretty gross

Yup, put this in the “things we need never have known” column …

I could never be an Olympic swimmer. Not just because of the athletics, but because the rebel in me would insist on peeing in the pool.

— Wil 'this account mocks fascists' Wheaton (@wilw) August 11, 2016

Such a BAD visual.

Rebels pee in pools? Rebel brings up visions of James Dean, not Wheaton who plays games all day for a living.

Toddlers pee in pools. Not rebels.

https://twitter.com/ProbablyDustin/status/763771244839833601

Granted that water did look a little green.

But still, just eww.

Did you turn the water in the diving pool green?

— Ita Bloyce (@Ita99) August 11, 2016

We can neither confirm nor deny if Wheaton was anywhere near that green pool.

O_o NOOOOOO!!!

— the adorable deplorable (@ursula_9) August 11, 2016

Our thoughts EXACTLY.

That being said, not sure what’s sillier, the fact that Wil Wheaton tweeted about peeing in the pool or that we are writing about him tweeting that.

God bless social media.