Monster mash.
The horizontal hokey pokey.
No-pants dance.
Whatever you wanna call it, millennials aren’t doing it.
https://twitter.com/WilcoxNMP/status/761186451195387904
Well of course, we blame men. Duh. That’s what we do these days. And technology WHICH we can blame men in part for so MEN!
Millennials are not having sex because they're too busy to get busy https://t.co/hu8Pa92xP8
— Joel Kahn MD, FACC (@drjkahn) August 4, 2016
Too busy to get busy, heh. Kids and their priorities these days.
if y'all keep writing articles about millennials not having sex I will continue to read them
— manny404 (@mannynotfound) August 3, 2016
It would appear though that writing about this topic gets people to read … who knew?
Their devices are turned on, but they're not: why Millennials aren't having sex, https://t.co/f6mLhKHHFn
— USA TODAY Health (@USATODAYhealth) August 3, 2016
Apparently millennials have their devices turned on instead of their partners.
Study: More Millennials are NOT having sex https://t.co/jG4x0aEnJg via @phillyhealthsci
— Stacey Burling (@StaceyABurling) August 2, 2016
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Who decides to study something like this? Are they just sitting around and think, “Hey, we need to figure out the sexual habits of millennials.” Is this a government thing?
The curse of millennials is the constant access to critiques of our generation. We're not having sex because we're so full of self-loathing.
— Lauren Ball (@lolarainbows) August 4, 2016
Well that’s just depressing.
Maybe men with long beards and skinny jeans aren't doing it for millennial women https://t.co/Qirov7uBB0
— Kim (@mrskimcam) August 4, 2016
C’mon, who isn’t attracted to a guy in tight jeans crying over ‘reproductive rights’ and demanding other men stop their privilege.
Never mind.
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