CNN is gonna CNN … yadda yadda yadda.

How quickly our pals at CNN circled the wagons around their new hero Cassidy Hutchinson, especially if that meant they could trash one of Trump’s secret service agents. We get it, they have really really really missed being able to report on the bad orange man and really really REALLY want this all to be true but c’mon … have a little dignity you guys.

This is just pathetic.

Watch.

If we rolled our eyes any further back in our heads we’d be able to see Mount Rushmore from our house.

14 viewers?

They gained two new ones! Good for them.

*snort*

RIGHT?! The woman who heard it from someone who heard it from someone else is way more reliable than the people WHO WERE LITERALLY THERE.

Their 14 viewers demand this level of reporting ya’ know.

Ain’t it though?

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