Man oh man, Bernie Sanders is really trying to outdo the other Democrats running for president. For example, this dude isn’t just promising people free stuff, he’s saying it’s their RIGHT to have free stuff.

Take that, Kamala-walla-ding-dong.

He left off, ‘Americans should have a right to a free unicorn.’

Bernie.

Literally (yes, literally) none of those things are rights.

Like zilch.

Bingo.

Excellent question. We really should push for a new Constitutional Amendment for this …

But guys, he REALLY wants to be president. He yells about it all of the time.

Oof.

Six supercars AND limitless sex?

Alrighty then.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

That would be an excellent start.

For ALL Democrats.


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