'Don't do meth, kids.' Sean Spicier's tweets about the #SexStrike and Dems' 'hair-brained collusion scheme' drive Lefties POSTAL

Sean Spicier has no shortage of stupid on his timeline, and thank goodness because we’re guessing many of our readers need a break from the crazy and awful we’ve been watching and reading this week with Barr appointing John Durham and of course Alabama’s abortion law.

You’d think by now these tools would have figured out that he’s a parody and most of his tweets are bait but nope, every time we go look there’s a fresh crop of angry, glue-sniffing Leftists just begging to be mocked.

God bless America.

Way ahead of you pic.twitter.com/h6y8ZDIEkG

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 7, 2019

Heh.

Agree…Stacey Abrams is super annoying pic.twitter.com/9bauQFzNmy

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 7, 2019

Almost TOO easy.

The tweet, not Stacey Abrams.

Oh stop, it’s a joke.

You ever tried lickin boots in a rabbit suit? pic.twitter.com/Q88pOr7UM9

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 8, 2019

They really think Spicier is Spicer.

And the irony of this ArtiFa guy lecturing a parody account about dignity.

We don’t need the new part about free college and healthcare anyway pic.twitter.com/Ln2TSxbXUu

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 9, 2019

Wait, didn’t Obama say the Constitution was a barrier?

That’s not Barr, bro pic.twitter.com/Zem5wzfwvG

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 9, 2019

Yeah, bro.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Don’t do meth, kids pic.twitter.com/xw37gUCtAS

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 9, 2019

Gotta love it when a blue check gets caught in Spicier’s web.

Nope…guess again pic.twitter.com/kqxuzyXdwE

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 10, 2019

Maybe we should preface this article with some sort of warning about NOT drinking while reading because even this editor almost did a spit take just now.

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4 out of 5 dudes prefer a sandwich to a liberal woman. It’s science pic.twitter.com/gXqUzVz0ST

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 11, 2019

Science!

Yummm … sandwich.

That and the Russian blood money pic.twitter.com/WAd5CI4f5T

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 10, 2019

Those Rubles ain’t gonna spend themselves.

Sounds like a Groundhog Day ripoff pic.twitter.com/XDUoOPN56W

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 15, 2019

*dead*

Speaking of personification pic.twitter.com/T4m5te4ruW

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) May 12, 2019

Stupid of this magnitude should be painful.

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