Rep. Eric Swalwell is running for president.

Shocking.

It’s not like the guy has been basically telling the world he’s running for president since LAST YEAR but hey, since he’s made it super official this time people on Twitter have gone above and beyond in trying to help Swallows-well come up with a few different campaign slogans on #SwalwellCampaignSlogans.

Because as a rule, Conservative/Republican Twitter is full of givers.

And carers.

Here are some of the ‘best’.

HA HA HA HA HA

True story.

OMG YES!

Awwww.

Good question.

No.

Bleh.

This could definitely work.

This would look great on a bumper sticker.

Our contribution: If you’re stupid and you know it vote for me!

Rep. Swalwell could totally use a bunch of these, right?


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