Maybe CNNâ€™s Kaitlan Collins should cut back on eating paint chips â€¦ hey, weâ€™re not judging if thatâ€™s her thing but still.
Talk about ridiculous Trump fan fiction:
Last night, Sarah Sanders sounded doubtful Trump would phone Pelosi if Dems won the House. Two hours later, he did. Thereâ€™s a chance that at some point over the next two years, he abandons Republicans â€” who have shaped their party to suit him â€” and makes a deal favoring Dems.
â€” Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 7, 2018
Sure, Trump is going to abandon Republicans and everyone who helped get him elected so he can become a Democrat and hang out with his new bestie, Nancy Pelosi.
And while we assumed it would be the Right calling Collins crazy for her â€˜fiction,â€™ it was the Left who lost their ever-loving minds about it:
This is the insane framing that persists in the media. You have to be delusional and have amnesia at the same time to think this man will change.
â€” Marc Murphy (@mnnurse10) November 7, 2018
I think you have no idea what you're talking about.
â€” Alan Cole (@timeoutofmind64) November 7, 2018
Yes, this sounds exactly like nothing Trump is.
â€” Johnny_Mik (@Johnny_Mik) November 7, 2018
and the sun will turn blue
â€” Braxton (@braxtonryn) November 7, 2018
â€” Caro (@carogonza) November 7, 2018
Whoa, did she just unify people with her ridiculousness on this thread?
Yeah uhhh no.
â€” ijon tichy (@_ijon_tichy) November 7, 2018
â€” Oliver Brumfield Jr. (@obrim_jr) November 7, 2018
Well, if he does it's not to be trusted IMO.
â€” â˜Ž866-OUR-VOTE = Help at the polls? (@Sez_Stephanie) November 7, 2018
You know that face you make when someone walks up to the drive-thru ATM in front of you? Yup, made that face.
You mean, heâ€™d act bipartisan? Isnâ€™t that everything the democrats have wanted?
â€” courtney ludwig (@courtludwig21) November 7, 2018
Awww, so thatâ€™s what she meant.