Maybe CNN’s Kaitlan Collins should cut back on eating paint chips … hey, we’re not judging if that’s her thing but still.
Talk about ridiculous Trump fan fiction:
Last night, Sarah Sanders sounded doubtful Trump would phone Pelosi if Dems won the House. Two hours later, he did. There’s a chance that at some point over the next two years, he abandons Republicans — who have shaped their party to suit him — and makes a deal favoring Dems.
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 7, 2018
Sure, Trump is going to abandon Republicans and everyone who helped get him elected so he can become a Democrat and hang out with his new bestie, Nancy Pelosi.
And while we assumed it would be the Right calling Collins crazy for her ‘fiction,’ it was the Left who lost their ever-loving minds about it:
This is the insane framing that persists in the media. You have to be delusional and have amnesia at the same time to think this man will change.
— Marc Murphy (@mnnurse10) November 7, 2018
I think you have no idea what you're talking about.
— Alan Cole (@timeoutofmind64) November 7, 2018
Yes, this sounds exactly like nothing Trump is.
— Johnny_Mik (@Johnny_Mik) November 7, 2018
and the sun will turn blue
— Braxton (@braxtonryn) November 7, 2018
— Caro (@carogonza) November 7, 2018
Whoa, did she just unify people with her ridiculousness on this thread?
Yeah uhhh no.
— ijon tichy (@_ijon_tichy) November 7, 2018
— Oliver Brumfield Jr. (@obrim_jr) November 7, 2018
Well, if he does it's not to be trusted IMO.
— ☎866-OUR-VOTE = Help at the polls? (@Sez_Stephanie) November 7, 2018
You know that face you make when someone walks up to the drive-thru ATM in front of you? Yup, made that face.
You mean, he’d act bipartisan? Isn’t that everything the democrats have wanted?
— courtney ludwig (@courtludwig21) November 7, 2018
Awww, so that’s what she meant.