After a Starbucks in Philadelphia called the police on two young black men for loitering, it seems Starbucks has changed their policy about allowing anyone and everyone to just hang out in their locations, even if they don’t buy anything.

Or as we normal people call it, loitering.

Which could be problematic in cities with large homeless populations but HEY, whatever makes them feel like they’re doing something to combat racism or sexism or homophobia … or whatever it is they’re combatting these days.

Iowahawk played this perfectly:

COME ON ZACK.

And he’d be right.

Right?

Whoohoo!

Dafuq?

Full transparency, after 4-5 tiki drinks this editor becomes a slurring editor … or something.

Right?

Ha!

Ok, now this is just getting silly.

And we love it.

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