At this point, we’ve stopped referring to Sean Spicier as the Sean Spicer parody account because most of our readers know him better than the ex-press secretary. That being said, he’s still freaking the Left out because no matter what he does or says, they still think he’s Spicer.
We’ve been making fun of them missing the blue check for over a year now, and they STILL miss the blue check.
Thank the Twitter Gods!
Below you’ll find a collection of some of Spicier’s tweets over the past week where he slammed Delta, Daca and Dick’s … Sporting Goods.
Check out that alliteration, right?
Enjoy!
A lot to unwrap here pic.twitter.com/7ZkIxioyYN
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) March 1, 2018
There is a lot to unwrap here … it’s tough to take someone seriously when they’re criticizing a parody’s wit.
Yeah.
I am not typical pic.twitter.com/gIGgoujyLt
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 28, 2018
Death-cult?
This editor is ashamed that a fellow zombie lover couldn’t be bothered to actually look for that blue check, or would call the NRA a death cult.
Sad!
I know! I didn’t even know they sold SUVs pic.twitter.com/uOJDmb27w1
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 28, 2018
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Ok. But only because you said please pic.twitter.com/yS0ptUWt8s
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 28, 2018
Recommended
They like Sarah better?!
Haters.
?Doin it all for my baby? pic.twitter.com/HHEk2vCVnS
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 28, 2018
Oh, the irony.
Gonna need a little more sweet talkin’ than that! pic.twitter.com/cxTXaRE83n
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 27, 2018
Yeah, that’s not winning over any friends anytime soon.
But wait, there’s more!
Victory! pic.twitter.com/kcu6WAr2jS
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 27, 2018
Wanna talk about pathetic and less relevant?
Your mom wanted a girl huh? pic.twitter.com/949bYHMboK
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 27, 2018
Loren seems angry.
My mom pic.twitter.com/tNAaxc2xZE
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 27, 2018
Awwwwwww.
Bake that cake! pic.twitter.com/sBWMPxWCbB
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 27, 2018
DO VAT VE SAY!
Nah, I know nothing about trigonometry pic.twitter.com/TGTb0xXYLS
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 26, 2018
Wait, we were told specifically there would be NO MATH.
Wrong attack. Stick to ignorance of your own country’s history pic.twitter.com/4J5Aprvndv
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 26, 2018
Boomage.
Ingrate! pic.twitter.com/Jxgm627fj2
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 26, 2018
Huh?
Dad? pic.twitter.com/m6AxFaRROw
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 26, 2018
*dead*
Maximum points here pic.twitter.com/RoAskiwOYI
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 25, 2018
Wow.
Helpful hint, if you’re going to call someone dumb, make sure you use the correct form of ‘your’.
Just sayin’.
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