Gosh, folks, it sounds like former director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, Rich Cordray, REALLY likes the state of Ohio.
Like, REALLY really likes it.
Maybe? Actually, it’s hard to tell because YOWZA, this is weird.
Ohio has a unique and pleasing shape, I have always thought. Kind of a pentagon or home plate, with straight sides, a meandering river boundary below, and a partly straight top with a friendly bite mark out of it on the northeast side from Lake Erie.
— Rich Cordray (@RichCordray) January 9, 2018
Because who HASN’T just sat back and thought about the pleasing shape of their state?
Eeeek. And a friendly bite?
K.
— Ryan (@chasinghumility) January 9, 2018
We have NO idea.
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— JERRY DUNLEAVY (@JerryDunleavy) January 9, 2018
We see what you did there.
LSD is one hell of a drug!
— Brian O'Fall (@applecharlie5) January 9, 2018
SOMETHING is.
https://twitter.com/jmculling/status/950766191722803202
Happy little Ohio’s everywhere.
— Zach Zugelder (@ZachZugelder) January 9, 2018
Yes.
— Zach Zugelder (@ZachZugelder) January 9, 2018
Yes, yes.
https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/950778802149515265
Recommended
*snort*
https://twitter.com/MBerns247/status/950777354531540993
Florida is an oddly shaped state, it could be tougher.
I like Wyoming. That’s a shape you can set your watch too. Maryland is the worst. It’s like they got in a fight with Delaware over Virginia’s and Pennsylvania’s scraps.
— Bill Glick (@BillGlickYk) January 9, 2018
Gold star for Wyoming reference although it really is just a square.
https://twitter.com/oohpujie/status/950781778595385344
2018 is already making 2017 seem less crazy.
Rich r u okay
— Don Jr – Amazon FC Ambassador ? (@allofhertrout) January 9, 2018
HA!
Obviously it is shaped like a chicken. pic.twitter.com/ZtYrmHn4FU
— Sarah Studley (@StudleyEsq) January 9, 2018
Well OBVIOUSLY.
— иostrдdamus (@nickcdubs) January 9, 2018
— jp we7♥️ (@Jpdawe7) January 9, 2018
— etg (@_etgeeee_) January 9, 2018
The tweet was weird, but the responses made is SPECTACULAR.
And to think, this site is still free.
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