The Women’s March put together a silly little convention in Detroit, reclaiming their time.

Whatever the Hell that means.

What time are these women reclaiming? Whose time exactly? Progressive women? All women? What about pro-life and Conservative women? No? Huh.

Oh, be quiet.

It involves a unicorn, leprechaun, and three ninjas.

They’re like heartburn, they just keep coming back.

Oops.

WOW. Can you say boom?

Seems Conservative men had a thing or two to add as well:

Yikes.

Not a great look, ladies.

Yeah … wouldn’t count on that anytime soon.

But it would make for a much more interesting convention, that’s for sure.

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