For Republicans, coming of age means graduating from high school, getting a job, getting married, or perhaps starting a business.
For Democrats, it means relieving oneself on a Romney/Ryan yard sign or bumper sticker.
https://twitter.com/brutaldwad/status/264600606348546048
https://twitter.com/MercyAgulto/status/264486044378996737
I pissed on a Mitt Romney sign today
— Stasí Nicole (@Girl_indyyy) November 2, 2012
Someone put a Romney sign in my front yard. I let Riley out and he pissed on it. Then I thought "I kinda have to pee too"…
— BDC (@BDCinBoulder) October 30, 2012
https://twitter.com/dixiedeadhead/status/264963463250587650
Peed on a Romney sign today lol 🙂#teamOBAMA #FuckyouRomney
— Troy (@Troy_Browning) November 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/Jonjohnsonrdgaf/status/264600477176569857
just pissed on a romney bumper sticker that that BITCH…… its kinda cold tho o_O lol
— IG—-@lookwho_itiz (@frazierboyent) October 30, 2012
Just peed on a Mitt Romney bumper sticker at the ucla tailgate. Felt right
— Jesse Spears (@jessespears) November 4, 2012
Others let their dogs do the deed on their behalf:
My dog peed on a Mitt Romney yard sign this afternoon while on a walk
— Kami Nazem (@kami2n) November 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/jules_likescats/status/264846086752059392
https://twitter.com/tallonkatherine/status/264094513344167936
https://twitter.com/helloalle/status/264882774786334720
https://twitter.com/teflonbill/status/264718345058807809
Glad I have a political dog! He peed on a Romney-Ryan yard sign on his walk!! 🙂 Attaboy Debo! never gonna strap u on a car roof #obama
— Rosa D-T (@redtate71) October 29, 2012
My dog peed on a Romney/Ryan sign. I'm still laughing.
— ? Anna ? (@1itsnotunusual) November 3, 2012
My dog just peed on a Romney/Ryan sign…
— Jen ? (@supersonic_jen) October 31, 2012
Think my dog just voted .. ..he pissed on a Romney yard sign .. Dogs for obama
— alec j rosen (@alecjr) October 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/jessikittyy/status/263118688025210880
Pumpkin Gabby just peed on a Romney-Ryan sign on our walk… #earlyVoting? pic.twitter.com/gd8qaz3Y
— Crystal Hacker (@haxington) October 31, 2012
Or worse:
I was walking my dog and he took a dump on a Romney sign #gooddog
— Sean Beachnau (@SeanyBeachNow) November 2, 2012
Just saw a dog shit on a Romney sign that's what I'm talkin about
— Becca Thimmesch (@bexual_healing) November 1, 2012
Oddly, we weren’t able to find many tweets about dogs that peed or defecated on Obama signs.
https://twitter.com/LeahRose__/status/264509952083775489
My dog legit peed on an Obama/Biden2012 yard sign during our walk today. He know's what's up. #nobama
— the dark patriot (@casiichandler) November 2, 2012
Exit question: Are most dogs Democrats?
Previously:
Unhinged liberals urinate on Romney-Ryan yard signs; Update: No apologies