Our sides are continuing to ache this morning! As Twitchy reported yesterday, Sandra “Tool” Fluke held rallies, term used very loosely, in Nevada this weekend. The crowds numbered in the ones! They almost took up an entire parking space! Obama for America doubled-down on the shame by then spinning one of the failed rallies as an “intimate gathering.”
But, look! She had a tarp and everything.
Sandra Fluke inspiring supporters in Reno @OFA_NV #NVDecide pic.twitter.com/hHH8625o
— Julian Terkaly (@JulianTerkaly) October 20, 2012
Twitter users also cannot stop slapping their knees and holding their aching sides. Fluke and OFA tears? So delicious.
I recently had a intimate gathering in a parking lot. My court date is January 10th. http://t.co/bsHMIEd6 (COLUMN)
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
The sad thing is that out of Sandra Fluke's "almost 10" followers, 5 said afterwards they were voting for Romney. #notreally
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
Sandra Fluke attracted *almost* enough people to get slapped with the automatic 18% gratuity at a restaurant.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
Sandra Fluke attracted enough people that if she took them all to Subway, she'd *almost* have enough punches for a free sandwich.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
Sandra Fluke's "gathering" could have benefited from the star power of Danny Bonaduce.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
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@AceofSpadesHQ If each of Fluke’s “supporters” had donated a dollar, she would have birth control for a month.
— David (@AngryDingo) October 21, 2012
Sandra Fluke's rally was 20 people, and at least one race, short of a race riot.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
Sandra Fluke's rally had almost enough white people to stage a "Frasier Live!" production.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 21, 2012
Gut-busting, and it doesn’t stop there. A hilarious hashtag enters the mix, as Twitter users guess what kind of crowd is larger than a Fluke crowd.
https://twitter.com/LeftyBegone/status/260077634103410688
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes The number of people who believe David Letterman is still funny.
— Яob (@robx_d) October 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/DrActorKJ/status/260079011114385408
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes Men who've walked on the Moon.
— AMF Lincoln ن (@AMFLincoln) October 21, 2012
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes Flea dip day at #ows
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) October 21, 2012
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes Women who've gotten a mammogram at Planned Parenthood
— MittStrong (@MittStrong) October 21, 2012
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes The number of people that have seen #Obama college transcripts
— TOP (@cjjeme) October 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/cmahar3/status/260256049582452736
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes Comedians who've dared mock Obama.
— Joan of Argghh! (@JoanOfArgghh) October 22, 2012
#CrowdsLargerThanSandraFlukes the number of women who liked Anthony Weiner's candid pics. #Ccot #tcot
— Carol (@cjv123) October 22, 2012
Now, more people are mocking her “rallies” than actually attended! More, please, Twitter.