Last week was all about Beto O’Rourke, between his celebrity write-up and photo shoot for Vanity Fair and, oh, his announcement that yes, he was going to run for president in 2020 — he was born to do it.
So while we had a lot of fun at his expense, TheBlaze has a great fill-in-the-blank game going that anyone can play. It’s simple: “I’m Beto O’Rourke and I will …?”
Fill in the blank: "I'm Beto O'Rourke and I will _______ by 2020." pic.twitter.com/vGanNT19ZM
— TheBlaze (@theblaze) March 18, 2019
Still be unemployed
— Sap (@DaveSappelt) March 18, 2019
Drop out https://t.co/tzh0692yrT
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) March 18, 2019
Get my participation trophy
— Karen Whitehead (@KarenWh8) March 18, 2019
Drive the campaign bus into a ditch while drunk.
— Silence and Frost (@secjr112) March 18, 2019
Broadcast my vasectomy on Facebook Live.
— Rusty Weiss ??? (@rustyweiss74) March 18, 2019
Identify as a male
— Martin Parks (@martinparks) March 18, 2019
Cry in public
— Beto’s blind squirrel (@BetosSquirrel) March 18, 2019
Lose an arm pic.twitter.com/O3beBWVNjC
— Kitty Biscuits (@sabes84) March 18, 2019
Critically injure one of my opponents when my flailing hand catches her in the face at a debate. pic.twitter.com/JR47dzPtSN
— Cory Davis (@CcdptCory) March 18, 2019
use Inflatable Advertising Man as my mascot pic.twitter.com/13RDwreiNA
— Nigel Cornelius (@Nigel_Cornelius) March 18, 2019
Recommended
Need shoulder surgery
— TheRightEngel (@tjengel) March 18, 2019
Regain control of my arms
— 305sportsfan (@the305sportsfan) March 18, 2019
Record an album
— Greg Sorrell (@gregsorrell) March 18, 2019
Oh man, that could happen.
"admit I am only running so I can play at the Inaugural concert. Rock on, baby!"
— Albert Perrotta (@StreamingAl) March 18, 2019
"identify as a minority""
— Giovanni B. Ponzetto (@gbponz) March 18, 2019
“Probably run from the scene of a crime again”
— Nzinga Johnson (@nzinga1112) March 18, 2019
dance like this in a shirt that says "Vote for Beto" pic.twitter.com/7o6Xh13NQJ
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) March 18, 2019
Waste 100 mil in campaign contributions
— Jason Scott (@JasonLScott) March 18, 2019
relapse
— Donnette Lowe (@maahh68) March 18, 2019
Implode
— Cece ?? (@CeceCalabrese) March 18, 2019
…run over those happy, happy children…”
— Adam (@4d4m_R) March 18, 2019
Be yesterday's news
— Laura Rogers (@laura341) March 18, 2019
Be credibly accused of at least 15 crimes
— Eli T (@Wiznardo) March 18, 2019
improve my skateboarding
— Lynn Reynolds (@LynnLReynolds) March 18, 2019
Be hospitalized for dehydration from sweating so profusely. pic.twitter.com/utc7MMZp56
— Cory Davis (@CcdptCory) March 18, 2019
pander to any ethnicity that benefits my campaign
— Geoff Geoffery (@_TheDailyGeoff) March 18, 2019
Pretend to be several other different races
— Lyn Reid (@TwistedLizard) March 18, 2019
Be back to being called Robert
— John A. Kornak (@Kanrok) March 18, 2019
Finishing puberty
— Allen Weaver (@allenweaver61) March 18, 2019
Return to my paper route.
— Glenn Layne (@glennlayne) March 18, 2019
Find my old skateboard
— Samuel Bravo (@Snbravo03) March 18, 2019
be a stringer for CNN
— SMJalt (@AltTRUEism) March 18, 2019
Wear my old gig blouse again to prove I am down with the gender cause.
— Thunderwig (@Thunderwig) March 18, 2019
Be working at Whataburger
— GrumpySeamstress (@dindog22) March 18, 2019
Move to Mexico
— linda russell (@txawcer) March 18, 2019
Smoke a joint on camera
— Rob Wolcott (@Rob_Wolcott) March 18, 2019
-smoke at least 100 bongs-
— Ford+Phillips+Smollett= BullSh!t (@dcbsky) March 18, 2019
Ride the wave into psychedelic chaos.
— James Bingham (@jbinghamiii) March 18, 2019
Live stream 5 pedicures and 4 manicures
— Scott Vincent (@smv4jc) March 18, 2019
Get a colonoscopy and share the video..
— Deb ??? (@FavuzzaDeb) March 18, 2019
Marry AOC…..
— Lew I (@LewI81757895) March 18, 2019
Why are you all so obsessed with her personal life!
Spend enormous amounts of my father-in-law’s money…
— The Judge (@LvmattMds) March 18, 2019
Disappear
— Jason (@CnsrvtvJason) March 18, 2019
be forgotten
— Daniel J.Disimile (@dandisimile) March 18, 2019
Flame out
— Cat Cat 73 (@CatCas2016) March 18, 2019
…be nothing but a meme
— Kelly Lawrence (@Kkellyiscool) March 18, 2019
So far, the top-trending answers seem to be “implode” or be working for CNN.
Related:
‘Save me from the hell that is my life’: Everyone wants to know what’s wrong with Beto O’Rourke’s dog https://t.co/TRYsJiYDJg
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 14, 2019