You know what? For once, we got nothin’. You’ll just have to read this thread started by John McAfee and come to your own conclusions because we’re totally checking out. Notice we did not say anything about this being peak 2018 because there is still a little over a month left in this year and we do NOT want to tempt fate.
Holy WEIRD.
One butch woman.
Good to know.
Write about Twitter they said. It will be FUN they said.
Did you try getting the whale drunk first?
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 27, 2018
Seems a legit question.
No time. The reality is far more razor edged frantic than whatever fantasy is keeping you going.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
He’s joking, right?
Did you tell it to call you Ishmael?
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) November 27, 2018
I love you John!
— Riley Trussell (@BEUKEI) November 27, 2018
I love you too Riley. If I'm correct in memory, you are the one who promised to call and never did?
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
This editor is so confused right now. EL OH EL.
Do what you love. Nothing else. Ever. Then trust that it will be OK.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
Do what you love. Nothing else. Ever. Then trust that it will be OK.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
But….. the whale…. !! ?
— ?️?️Charis Crane (@JeweledStrokes) November 27, 2018
It was ok.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
So wait, is the whale a metaphor or something? PLEASE DEAR LORD let it be a metaphor.
I read on the news just this week about 25 or so whales washing up on an NZ beach. Did you do this?
— Alex Pundit [XVG] [BTC] [AI Trade] (@Alex_Pundit) November 27, 2018
Had I managed to pork one, she wouldn't be on a beach somewhere. She would be stalking me still . . . . begging for another go round.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
This editor has questions.
You know what, no, no she doesn’t.
— SHILLGATES [THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT] (@StillShillGates) November 27, 2018
drinking again?
— ? (@FredBrooker) November 27, 2018
Ridiculous question. Am I still alive and breathing? Then I'm drinking and drugging.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
That explains this … a little.
"and one butch woman" ???
— Omnishamblez ?? (@omnishamblez) November 27, 2018
Let me be clear: i merely assumed she was butch. I was not told. She did, however, in my defense, appear to be the type of woman who ate lumberjacks for breakfast.
— John McAfee (@officialmcafee) November 27, 2018
Ok John, not judging. Well, maybe just a little bit.
that’s because you didn’t buy it dinner first, john
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) November 27, 2018
You know what? We can’t even.
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