It’s that time of year again where journos write their hot takes on how to survive the inevitable Thanksgiving political debate, so why not share a funny one instead?
Here’s Fox News’ Chris Wallace with his tips, via the “Late Show with Stephen Colbert”:
Thanksgiving dinner can be a recipe for arguments, so we got Fox News anchor, Chris Wallace, to give us some tips for moderating your Turkey Day debates. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/zo5Ywp3KQF
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) November 20, 2018
They are…
No. 1: Serve Wild Turkey!
No. 2: No fighting at the table. Utilize backyard fighting pits for adults — and kids! — instead:
No. 3: Add extra tryptophan to the turkey and put your family to sleep:
No. 4: Be polite and say “excuse me” when you want to leave the table or “freedom of the press is the cornerstone of our democracy” (this one might start a fight, tbh):
And, finally, No. 5: Rather than fight over who does the dishes, just move:
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4 out 5 ain’t bad.
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