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'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'! Andrew Cuomo's 'suspicious package' just blew up in his face

Did you hear? Andrew Cuomo was also the recipient of a “suspicious package” today.

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Well, we can all rest easy now: Andrew Cuomo is just fine. Because the “suspicious package” was only exploding with … information:

But lest there be any doubt, Cuomo’s still stunning and brave:

So very brave.

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This is just the greatest thing.

Unpossible!