As Twitchy reported on July 4, Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti certainly dropped a big hint that he might run for president in 2020, if certain conditions were met:
IF (big) he seeks re-election, I will run, but only if I think that there is no other candidate in the race that has a REAL chance at beating him. We can't relive 2016. I love this country, our values and our people too much to sit by while they are destroyed. #FightClub #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) July 4, 2018
The New York Times is still willing to give Avenatti oxygen after CNN seems to have cooled a bit on his appearances and on Tuesday published a piece on the celebrity lawyer. And if the pull quote is accurate, we REALLY want to see Avenatti run, with Stormy Daniels in tow as his communications director.
Stormy Daniels on Michael Avenatti: "Every time I watch him work, I think, This is what it must have been like to see the Sistine Chapel being painted. But instead of paint, Michael uses the tears of his enemies." https://t.co/xAEJ6JKyG5
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 10, 2018
So he’s like Michelangelo, except he works with human tears instead of paint.
please kill me https://t.co/Yd2ihVMlve
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) July 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/georgewbushe/status/1016784071106625537
The leftist art of constructing giant hills of bull crap. https://t.co/QfymsEpxbf
— Coder4Liberty (@Coder4Liberty) July 10, 2018
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“I, on the other hand, use a different fluid.” https://t.co/7rhvejU8aw
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) July 10, 2018
Best Yelp review of all time. https://t.co/ua79VchsMe
— Abigail Barker (@abigailybarker) July 10, 2018
I feel the same way about the Orkin man. https://t.co/O5Hduh7quH
— Mo Mo (@molratty) July 10, 2018
Lolololol. With a character reference like that, he's a shoo-in for 2020. https://t.co/myF330trWx
— Area Man (@lheal) July 10, 2018
His client said nice things about him. https://t.co/RfQw7ZsPRj
— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) July 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/cow_tips/status/1016772540675616769
Weird, but also sort of metal and not a little Trumpy https://t.co/WxEWKktxU2
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 10, 2018
You must be embarrassed to type such crap https://t.co/jnMGKkhjZf
— ? Christmas Red ? (@jswifty250) July 10, 2018
This quote is beyond embarrassing. https://t.co/2BxCs6xACq
— neontaster (@neontaster) July 10, 2018
https://twitter.com/Brandonrowe14/status/1016779599055708162
I mean, grifting is an art one has to master. https://t.co/MqZyk3R21u
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) July 10, 2018
This is embarrassingly badly written. Maybe try romance novels… https://t.co/VLtGSV80s1
— Laughing Woman TRUMP IS A POO-POO HEAD! ? (@colorjunkievt) July 10, 2018
The leaders of the Resistance, America.
Read it and weep. https://t.co/KUOrV6e79U
— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) July 10, 2018
Something something something, pornstar, bodily fluids, etc. https://t.co/wtZTFKiXoI
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) July 10, 2018
Then she pulled her thong out of her ass and horked up some glitter. https://t.co/aGqW7rMlrj
— Lizzy Lou Who☃️❄️ (@_wintergirl93) July 10, 2018
Can’t imagine why a federal judge accused Avenatti of being on a cynical publicity tour https://t.co/IEKti6RYrX
— Orange Muppet Energy (@sunnyright) July 10, 2018
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'HOLY SH*T'! Is Michael Avenatti saying what we THINK he's saying? https://t.co/BUzz7s6bPo
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) July 4, 2018