Michael Avenatti isn’t just a hot-shot lawyer; he’s also a political savant. At least he fancies himself as one. That’s why he’s offering Democrats this advice for 2020:

Wait a minute … it almost sounds like … is Avenatti running?

Dear God.

Notice he did not rule out a presidential run. Which is just fine with his fan club.

Sorry, his “Fight Club.”

Buckle up, America.

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Update:

This is not a drill. Repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.