It’s always fun when liberals try to Chick-fil-A-splain to the rest of us rubes. But when Ezra Klein does it, it’s extra-special.
No, really:
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232546701557760
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232549478182912
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232550367346688
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232551235584000
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232552955236352
https://twitter.com/ezraklein/status/1006232554658136065
Wow, Ezra Klein really gets it.
Oh, wait. No he doesn’t. Like, at all.
https://twitter.com/Justin_Lavelle_/status/1006244860217749505
LOLOLOLOL! That’s sarcasm, right? Gotta be sarcasm.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1006315018995011585
Snort.
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/1006315135986749441
And it’s equally stupid, if not moreso.
He….he just Vox-plained Chick-fil-a's 23-year-old marketing campaign https://t.co/deigZuQZ9M
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) June 11, 2018
You've read "don't want to be tortured in factory farms" into this where it doesn't exist. The cows simply don't want to be eaten. Which is weird enough, but not as self-aware as you've made it out to be.
— Matt Saunders (@mattsaunders) June 11, 2018
I thought the point was to sell chicken sandwiches.
— Skam Dippy (@DippySkam) June 11, 2018
Last time we checked, yeah.
How about the premise is… it's a gimmick to advertise chicken. When most people are eating burgers in the drive through.
— Anthony Bolen (@AnthonyBolen4) June 11, 2018
Recommended
And don’t forget about those waffle fries!
How are you a real person?
— neontaster (@neontaster) June 11, 2018
This is my favorite parody account.
— Michael Noll (@nollpost) June 11, 2018
— Tzvi (@kilovh) June 11, 2018
Even after all of these years, do you still have a fear of being stuffed into a locker?
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) June 11, 2018
You don’t get out much, do you.
— Will Collier (@willcollier) June 11, 2018
You must be fun at parties
— Dred (@Dred_44) June 11, 2018
Neil deGrasse Tyson called; he wants his humorless literalism back. pic.twitter.com/c9Kxk86C4k
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) June 11, 2018
I am a boy of soy and even I want to give that tweet a wedgie.
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) June 11, 2018
Ezra really believes this incredibly stupid take. My lord https://t.co/E85QhsL0nZ
— UnwillingtoWorkBlackMan ???? (@NevilleD35) June 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/1006315631518420992
blah blah blah
how we got trump
so on and so forth https://t.co/nINZisfCTS— PoliMath (@politicalmath) June 11, 2018
it's funny b/c they are cows and so they don't know how to spell
and yes obviously as cows they'd like you to not eat them
but also they dress up in funny outfits and put on a series of elaborate ruses in order to my god why am i seriously engaging this idea?— PoliMath (@politicalmath) June 11, 2018
I hate the term "Soy Boy" but it applies here. https://t.co/CiNjtNMf8n
— neontaster (@neontaster) June 11, 2018
It really does.
Shut up, Ezra. https://t.co/3uB1oWCrD0
— Sarah (@mamaswati) June 11, 2018
No, Ezra.
Its not a universal implication of the body-public in a mechanism of unimaginable suffering
Its just an ad for chicken sandwiches.
Get the @#$% over yourself.
— Non-Toxic Avenger?? (@Bugs_Meany) June 11, 2018
— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) June 11, 2018
— Chris Neighbors (@NeighborsChris) June 11, 2018
Seek professional help.
— ? (@dr00zilla) June 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/1006315611734118401
And they just. Can’t. Do it.