You know conservatives really need right now? A long, incoherent thread on why they’re just not worth it. How fortunate, then, that David Roberts, aka @drvox, has put together exactly that:
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996510800813539328
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996511138702487554
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996511877822799872
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996512973370753024
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996513380155375618
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996513842296340480
(Don’t worry … we’ll get back to that tweet in a moment.)
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996514423501017088
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996514954214699008
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996515693599182848
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996516183149953024
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996516644141715456
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996517399384936449
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996517933034557440
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996518451437944832
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996519056265035776
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996520122071171073
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996520602314854400
Wow. That was … something.
You realize your spent your entire thread pushing a caricature of Conservatives, right? Also of rural and suburban folks … your own hypocrisy makes this thread golden, and not in the way you’d like. https://t.co/xyq0tiSiHV
— The?FOO (@PolitiBunny) May 16, 2018
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True story.
Now, obviously, there’s a lot of stupidity to dissect in that 17-tweet-thread, but we have day jobs and don’t have nearly enough time to dedicate to that task. So let’s just focus on this gem:
If you ever needed proof that liberals live in a universe completely detached from reality, read the tweet below. https://t.co/WJJWaTlHl7
— RBe (@RBPundit) May 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/drvox/status/996513842296340480
We’ll have what he’s having.
Say what now https://t.co/6f7WB33i11
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) May 16, 2018
What, are you high??
— OregonMuse (@OregonMuse) May 16, 2018
This is just nonsense. https://t.co/q2EmHth6JZ
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) May 16, 2018
— David Harsanyi (@davidharsanyi) May 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/996794872941105152
You’ve really gotta laugh. It’s just so damn stupid.
https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/996795646223904768
Baloney. He and his surrogates blamed any difference of opinion on his policies on racism. That shuts down any discussion. Eight years of that kind of sowing that kind of discord is how we ended up with the divisive nature we have now.
— Lori Knight (@Yodaville60Lori) May 16, 2018
You didn’t build that…
— Congressional Medal of Respondix (@respondix) May 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/Travesham/status/996793857206620161
https://twitter.com/ElBuehn/status/996777197020110849
“I won”. What color is the sky in your world?
— Mark “learn 2 code” C ?? (@UntraceableMC) May 16, 2018
The guy that told christians to get off their high horse at a prayer breakfast?? The one who said they cling bitterly to their gods and guns??
To name a few…How's the weather there on Earth 2?
h/t @Taxpayers1234 https://t.co/MEIni3a5et
— LaurieAnn ??♂️? (@mooshakins) May 16, 2018
Amazing. Just amazing.
My God. This entire thread is a look inside another dimension. It’s based on no known reality. https://t.co/23pOGp5itJ
— Some chick named Heather (@hboulware) May 16, 2018