Who knows how many on the Left are still anxiously awaiting the release of the “pee pee tape” detailed in the dubious Steele dossier, but former FBI director James Comey gave them a little bit of hope Tuesday, before pulling the rug out from under them.
No, he doesn’t have that tape, or tapes of his conversations with President Trump, but he is making progress on the audio version of his upcoming book.
Lordy, this time there will be a tape. Audio book almost finished. pic.twitter.com/38LNOJdtw7
— James Comey (@Comey) February 27, 2018
James Comey shares progress on his new book coming soon. https://t.co/gY30XqIew8
— Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) February 27, 2018
This guy. https://t.co/7qPeG6lgYe
— Charlie Reece (@CharlieReece) February 27, 2018
HE'S GOT JOKES FAM https://t.co/5iYOg2l2mT
— Connor Daley (@ConnorDaleyVT) February 27, 2018
Not the tape we’re interested in, my dude. https://t.co/z2BD8TPg3g
— Scoops (@ejmaroun) February 27, 2018
That is one boring photo https://t.co/QtbFvpwsIP
— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) February 27, 2018
This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. https://t.co/DIgJ3qMjkz
— Mark Maira (@MarkMaira) February 27, 2018
Oh you poor sad desperate fool https://t.co/21ltd7LXQ5
— Greg Reese (@gregreese) February 27, 2018
Any joke where the punch line is "audio book almost finished" falls into the "dad joke" category https://t.co/voV3IK3x3y
— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) February 27, 2018
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It's James @Comey literally fading into oblivion… https://t.co/qL5Ilmz97v— NHThinker ╖⁄⁄ (@NHThinker1) February 27, 2018
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I'm sharing Mom's basement with my new roommate. He talks in his sleep. ? https://t.co/IMrMXiqK8W
— Leni (@TweetLeni) February 27, 2018
James Comey records his confession.https://t.co/umoTWN49d0
— Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) February 27, 2018
"Turn right at the crossroads. Turn left at the highway…" https://t.co/nTVPmu9hky
— Jeff Stein (@SpyTalker) February 27, 2018
James Comey bout to drop the hottest diss track of 2018 on @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/gLKD7WM8wX
— Clursei Lannister (@TheOriginalClur) February 27, 2018
LORDY Mixtape vol. 1 coming soon
FEATURING
Fired on My Day Off
Contemporaneous Notes
Loyalty Pledge
Undue Pressure
Special Counsel (ft. Dat Boi Bob)
Extremely Careless (Grossly Negligent)
FISA Warrant
Wiretapped (ft. Deep State)
Congressional Hearing
I Hope There's a Tape (Lordy) https://t.co/RIRAxuE2lB— Marcus Edwards (@MarcusEEdwards) February 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/mediacritik/status/968633312519512064
What credibility does this man have anymore? In the very best case scenario, this man misled the public and heeled to party politics in handling of scandalous matters through the nation's top law enforcement agency. https://t.co/PYHp5qTnZq
— Tyler Barton (@TylerBarton27) February 27, 2018
I just don't find Comey's sanctimonous attempts at humor funny at all. Trump is sitting in the Oval Office in large part due to him. I'm glad he finds all this comical. https://t.co/QC79spTePT
— CK (@HRCDemocrat) February 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/Carpedonktum/status/968620830371573760
Go away oh lordyyyyyyyy https://t.co/cix1gQxMuw
— paul (@pburton25) February 27, 2018
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Even Matt Yglesias is mocking 'Woke James Comey' https://t.co/VGwolTrpEJ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) February 3, 2018