Wait, WHAT? Is Garrison Keillor suggesting HE'S the victim in all this?

Sarah D | 3:05 PM on November 29, 2017

If Garrison Keillor is trying to defend himself from allegations of “inappropriate behavior,” this is … not a good way to do it:

uh wow, Garrison Keillor is *not* doing himself any favors https://t.co/UIdGcSLoOf pic.twitter.com/LfR5JIivbr

— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) November 29, 2017

Um, no. He most definitely is not.

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/935950486359937024

Who among us could long resist the erotic gravitational pull of Garrison Keillor’s ass

— Patrick Lewis (@plewis1956) November 29, 2017

Show of hands, please!

https://twitter.com/FromFlyover/status/935953211034423297