Dude.
Really?
If Franken survives this, it’ll be because of his left hand in that photo. He’s not making full contact. He’s making a disgusting groping “joke,” but holding back just a little.
Hence Trump asking us to assume he went further than this.
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 17, 2017
Ok, so while Al Franken’s right hand is clearly groping her, his left hand MIGHT not be and so that makes what he did not so horrible? What, grabbing only one boob means it wasn’t sexual assault?
This is ALMOST worse than the ‘she was a Playboy model so she deserved it argument.’
Almost.
Tittygrab Trutherismhttps://t.co/zsZMzRHdIC
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 17, 2017
Heh.
This could work.
Fingers can't melt Kevlar
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 17, 2017
That’s right!
Whoa, mind blown.
Those aren't even Al Franken's hands. If you look, you can see what looks like something only seen on military hands.
— Heimish Conservative (@HeimishCon) November 17, 2017
Ha!
https://twitter.com/LilMissRightie/status/931526022603866112
We’re listening.
If hands don't touch the tit,
You must acquit!— Brian Tate (@brian_tate) November 17, 2017
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We need more coffee if we’re going to write about this particular ‘trutherism’.
I expect some MSNBC anchor to be wearing a flack jacket and saying you really can't touch my boobs in this thing it's bulletproof today
— SM (@Scottymcmahon22) November 17, 2017
Give them time.
I was kinda hoping we'd start calling this Tittygate.
— CitizenX (@uscoptic) November 17, 2017
Ok, that’s it.
Done.
Heh.
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