Here’s a story so gross, we thought for sure we’d read it and been disgusted by it before. Sure enough, this piece from Women’s Health Magazine dates back to 2015, but the editors seem to have resurrected it just in time for Thanksgiving 2017.
Feminist hero bakes sourdough bread using her own vaginal yeast: https://t.co/beMl4vQGk2 pic.twitter.com/E6cRHNxtDm
— Women's Health (@WomensHealthMag) November 9, 2017
“Steal her recipe for an unforgettable Thanksgiving feast,” says Women’s Health. Remember that when your progressive relatives pass around the bread basket on the 23rd.
OK, seriously, you might want to skip this excerpt — and again, no, this isn’t The Onion.
But does such a recipe even exist? Yes, it does, thanks to feminist blogger Zoe Stavri, who, after getting a pretty bad yeast infection, had the inspired idea to turn her discomfort into delicious baked goods.
“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself, ‘Maybe I could make bread with that,'” Zoe writes on her blog, Another Angry Woman. “And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’ And then I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”
Hero.
This appeared in my timeline without my consent. https://t.co/7mwDP1hRY9
— John-Paul Pagano (@johnpaulpagano) November 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/HardysArchitect/status/928737605943988226
What is heroic about this? ? https://t.co/erNIgDKYek
— ß+∂(z²-i)n×g₃=a (@snarker) November 9, 2017
"Feminist Hero"=Some kooky broad, who smells of despair, cat piss, and clove cigarettes. https://t.co/h3pIbUBF6O
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) November 9, 2017
So this is what it takes to be deemed a "hero" in feminist circles https://t.co/tk2EBamsvS
— Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) November 9, 2017
Just the other day a man grabbed his gun and stopped a killer in Texas from killing more people. Refused to call himself a hero.
A woman bakes some infectious material from her junk into food and she deserves a freaking parade according to feminists. https://t.co/AIDxDHprOe
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) November 9, 2017
That's not the definition of a hero.
Only crazy people eat their own excretions. https://t.co/OiFJFCIvFp
— I'm a woman, and I'm mad as Hell (@nowhere_nh) November 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/Younger__Z/status/928642477602598913
https://twitter.com/OMC739/status/928745448067747840
Let us all be thankful that brave feminists and their supporters explore such great frontiers on our behalf. https://t.co/zmrGDOFjm9
— Cory Morgan (@CoryBMorgan) November 9, 2017
This is perhaps the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. https://t.co/23brdhDt9Q
— Lee C.J. Sobotka (@LCJS) November 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/AngryTigerTalks/status/928744813586939905
https://twitter.com/TheSafestSpace/status/928744802816004097
Time to log off for the month I'm going to throw up repeatedly https://t.co/6df5NoSHtR
— Dabi (@VinceBednarik) November 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/IrepDCSports/status/928738801446522881
I saw Vaginal Sourdough open for Chainsaw Bayonet at CBGB in 1987 https://t.co/uN8xG90O7u
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) November 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/ryanwmedd/status/928746108032921601
https://twitter.com/Timerican/status/928720665842155521
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