Wow Michael, this is super revealing … and sorta pathetic.
I've never had sex for as long as Trump and Macron shook hands.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 15, 2017
Yeah yeah yeah, we know we wrote about Michael yesterday but OMG, this one was too good NOT to write about.
Probably the most unsurprising thing you have ever said.
— Lee (@lmsjrpol) July 16, 2017
Dude, you never want to become the butt of your own jokes, it’s just sad.
I wouldn't admit that in public if I were you.
— diogenes (@diogenes323bc) July 15, 2017
Everything lasts longer than you guy. Everything.
— Mrs_Pinky Thoughts ??? (@mrs_pinky85) July 15, 2017
Ouch.
https://twitter.com/MitchBehna/status/886361816972054529
It would explain a good deal of his angst.
As long as you didn't do it WHILE they shook hands, that would be creepy
— ❌Master Chief PO117❌ (@HaloChiefPO117) July 16, 2017
Umm.
That's unfortunate…
— juli spice (@ImJuliCaldwell) July 15, 2017
Especially unfortunate for his partner(s).
TWSS, Mikey.
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) July 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/Jpmaxx21/status/886532396446883840
In more ways than one.
https://twitter.com/PolitiBunny/status/886353717326491650
It all finally makes sense.
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