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Patriarchy Pink: Conservatives use #NewCrayonColors to torch Lefties, here are some of the best

Sam J.
Sam J.  |  3:05 PM on March 31, 2017

Apparently Crayola is retiring the color ‘Dandelion,’ so Twitter used the hashtag #NewCrayonColors to help name the next new crayon.

Seems legit, right?

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Of course Conservatives saw an opportunity to use the tag as a means to troll the Left, especially Hillary Clinton, and wow they came up with some doozies. Personally we look forward to owning each and every one of these new, fun colors:

Full disclosure, this one may well be our very favorite.

The look on her face … lol.

Old Yeller.

https://twitter.com/TexasSpecial1/status/847775452253040640

Shaun King is the new black, duh.

Please note, we only write ABOUT these tweets, we didn’t actually write them. #NotIt

WOOF.

These look like crayons you’d find at Planned Parenthood.

https://twitter.com/ItzJustMichael/status/847860239839973376

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OUR EYES! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. THE HORROR! WHY OH WHY!?!

Seems a classic and elegant suggestion for a color that’s been around for decades.

A blue with some white speckled through it?

We denounce ourselves.

https://twitter.com/TheRoadbeer/status/847879666169806848

That may actually be the name of the color of yarn they use when making these ridiculous hats.

Oof.

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