The New York Times begins another year with an examination of the perplexing and unjustifiable goings-on in flyover country:
“People in Texas will buy trucks even if they’re not going to haul anything heavier than raindrops" https://t.co/upfatb9Zil
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 2, 2017
In other words, the article is at least partly an attempt to point out that many people who own trucks in Texas don’t “need” them.
I see the @nytimes is continuing their research on the mysterious people located west of the Hudson River.https://t.co/g5FBguaXZr
— Smittie™ GED (Hons), BS (D-) (@smittie61984) January 2, 2017
And they just can’t figure it out.
The @nytimes is shocked to learn people in rural America don't take the subway to work.https://t.co/eddS6fzNic
— Ken Webster jr??? (@KenWebsterJrSho) January 2, 2017
Ppl in Texas, and other states, can buy trucks because they don't pay $2500 a month in rent for a closet
— Chris Helms (@ChrisHelms20) January 2, 2017
New York Times discovers mythical lands that have different views/opinions of those on the east & west coast, long believed nonexistent. https://t.co/aV2BGQrvHZ
— Josh Harman (@Jharman77) January 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/R_U_Srs/status/815940376125210624
When you're not paying $4k a month in rent, you can afford frivolous automobile purchases. https://t.co/H1eUAVaDo1
— Will Truman (@trumwill) January 2, 2017
Lay off Texas
Signed,
America https://t.co/7lgQjhajaz— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) January 2, 2017
New York Times NewsFLASH!!! Texans Buy Trucks. (my headline: New York Times incredible Waste of Paper and Bandwidth) #Texas https://t.co/7q7BEgGF0J
— Feminine MktgEdge (@FemMktgEdge) January 2, 2017
From Vol. LVI of, "This Is How You Get a President Trump" https://t.co/hq2LwxgxGW
— Sean Bannion (@SeanBannion) January 2, 2017
Recommended
NY Times sent intrepid explorers outside the city limits, what they find will shock you. https://t.co/DGJiqC0KAA
— Texas Guy (@Collinsdw) January 2, 2017
Texans are being lectured on useless purchases by a $507-a-year print newspaper? https://t.co/RBIc4LVcYX
— Donny Ferguson ? (@DonnyFerguson) January 2, 2017
Generous citizens tipped off the Times with ideas for sequels to the above story:
People in New York will buy Porsches even if they're never going drive faster than 80mph. https://t.co/A5Ya0U0aIw
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) January 2, 2017
https://twitter.com/laurakfillault/status/815928311088037888
“People in New York will buy fancy clothes even if they don’t know when they’ll have a chance to wear them.” https://t.co/Dw6dZdHPvJ
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 2, 2017
People will buy $200 basketball shoes even though they can't jump or shoot. @nytimes https://t.co/gzcj1myCCe
— Diana (@speechchic101) January 2, 2017
Next maybe the NYT should ask if certain wealthy man-made global warming alarmists really “need” their private jets and multiple mansions.