Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from President Obama’s former students from his time as senior lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School. So maybe it’s time that the rest of us stepped up and let the president know just how much we’ve learned from the Obama School of Hard Knocks. Let’s cue “Pomp and Circumstance” and review what we’ve covered so far.
#WhatObamaTaughtMe is that the unborn is not considered a child but a 26 year old is
— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe Sorta-writing 2 sorta-autobiographies while too young to have done anything is good prep for winning Nobel for nothing.
— Keep on keepin' yer distance. (@prosehaikus) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe – To win the Nobel Peace Prize: talk a lot about peace, collect the prize, then go ahead and kill civilians with drones.
— Dai Rhys (@Didz1234) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe That shovel ready job means to dig a hole and throw a bunch of money in it and the fill it back up again.
— Яob (@robx_d) July 14, 2012
Guantanamo Bay is A-OK when Republicans aren't in charge. #WhatObamaTaughtMe
— Franklin Harris (@FranklinH3000) July 14, 2012
If I start a business and risk my own money, and become successful, it's because of others. I should feel no pride. #WhatObamaTaughtMe
— HouseRepEEE (@EEElverhoy) July 14, 2012
We learned things about mathematics we never knew.
https://twitter.com/_saveUSA/status/224272605312585729
#WhatObamaTaughtMe It's within our grasp to finally discover what comes after a trillion.
— James Madison (@SpiritOfMadison) July 14, 2012
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https://twitter.com/candi_taylor68/status/224272559212994560
He expanded our vocabularies.
#WhatObamaTaughtMe what the word CHOOM means
— PMS2@pms2 (@PaulMS2) July 14, 2012
We’ve learned how government works.
The executive branch can taunt the judicial branch, negate the legislative branch, and give our foes an olive branch. #WhatObamaTaughtMe
— Razor (@hale_razor) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe Executive privilege is a fun way to demonstrate your "unprecedented transparency"
— Poor Richard (@poor_richard) July 14, 2012
Let’s not forget Coach Obama and his contributions to physical education.
#WhatObamaTaughtMe if you want to be good at golf, you gotta practice, practice, practice (sometimes you gotta put your job off to do this)
— Timothy Salters (@thealtofsalt) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe The White House may as well be in Hawaii next to a golf course.
— Led (@Ledsteplin) July 14, 2012
His leadership has also given us insight into the lives of his presidential predecessors.
#WhatObamaTaughtMe that Reagan was right. Freedom is but one generation from extinction. We get one more chance in November.
— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe it is possible to be a worse president than carter.
— (((Aaron “Worthing” Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) July 14, 2012
https://twitter.com/AmericnElephant/status/224230778882633728
https://twitter.com/1stBlackNixon/status/224272027270393856
Class (warfare) is in session!
#WhatObamaTaughtMe is that Al Gore, Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Nancy Pelosi are GOOD RICH, but Bush & Romney are somehow BAD RICH
— Tri IRONMAN Tri (@ReppSteve) July 14, 2012
#WhatObamaTaughtMe
I'm evil for being successful but he's great for not helping his brother— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) July 14, 2012
We hope you’ve been paying attention, because it’s time for a pop quiz.
https://twitter.com/ItsLizetteC/status/224271980428406785
Correct!