IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. https://t.co/g9tjzOa3wp
— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) August 5, 2016
This explains so, so much.
Sean O’Laughlin, a Trump supporter/donor and member the Unites States Press Agency and the US Press Association, sent out a very interesting press release entitled “Dear America” today. What was so interesting about it?
Here, have a look for yourself:
Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: "Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."
— J.B. Wogan (@JBWogan) August 4, 2016
Beg your pardon?
@jessewegman Context please!
— Ira Glass (@iraglass) August 4, 2016
https://t.co/y5r5XliYW4 pic.twitter.com/49cCVY4JVV
— J.B. Wogan (@JBWogan) August 4, 2016
And we’re only just hearing about this now? How did a bombshell like this stay buried for so long???
https://twitter.com/persiflagenuine/status/761247817272786944
It really is amazing.
even an Oxford comma won't save that sentence.
— Sarah Bernstein (@srbernstein) August 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/terryteachout/status/761244014435790848
@catwrote Good evening, Clarice….
— Caz (@skippity_doo) August 4, 2016
With a nice chianti?
— mikeunlikely (@mikeunlikely) August 4, 2016
SOYLENT ORANGE IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! https://t.co/CT2fR84xwn
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/BassBikeBurrito/status/761244246301040640
Kentucky Fried Children 🙁
— John Klein (@JohnKleinRegina) August 4, 2016
@owillis In a taco bowl no doubt.
— I Obot (@bjones02) August 4, 2016
Make canibalism great again!
— The Sampo (@GoldSaltFlour) August 4, 2016