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'Impossible to parody': This anti-gun asshattery just jumped all the journalism sharks

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And bigger and bigger …

Yeah, this sounds promising:

The prevalence of mass shootings in America, such as the recent tragedy in Orlando, has put the country’s relationship with guns in the spotlight. While the Second Amendment protects citizens’ rights to bear arms, federal law requires firearm owners to be 21 and submit a background check when buying from a licensed dealer.

None of that is required, however, when purchasing guns from private sellers, the Daily Beastnoted. This makes a firearm easier to purchase than many things in the country including cigarettes, birth control and a number of foods.

Indeed, some foods require proof of age, are highly regulated by the American government, are only found in small quantities or require a significant amount of time and effort to acquire.

Oh.

You know what we hate? Garbage “journalism” like this:

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https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/754033279431544832

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/754033515268890624

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/754034147811848196

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/754033636488404992

Of course it’s untrue. But why should that matter?

https://twitter.com/Peetweefish/status/754043308926566400

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/754028020659257344

It really is.

Well, the president seems to believe it’s easier for kids to get access to guns than to books or computers. So.

https://twitter.com/harrisonberger0/status/754045769594920961

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https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/754034325503500290

Parting food for thought:

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/754034386589409280