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Laying down the Marx-er? Trump sees a bright future for the GOP — as a workers party

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Donald Trump is a yuge conservative. You won’t find a yuger conservative than him. And that’s why he’s vowing to push the Republican Party in a more conservative direction.

Just kidding!

More from Bloomberg Businessweek’s Joshua Green (emphasis ours):

I asked Trump what he thought the GOP would look like in five years. “Love the question,” he replied. “Five, 10 years from now—different party. You’re going to have a worker’s party. A party of people that haven’t had a real wage increase in 18 years, that are angry. What I want to do, I think cutting Social Security is a big mistake for the Republican Party. And I know it’s a big part of the budget. Cutting it the wrong way is a big mistake, and even cutting it [at all].”

A “worker’s party.” Well, gosh. What could be more conservative than that?

https://twitter.com/OscarWandel/status/735824921650171904

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Well, if this is where the GOP is headed, there are gonna have to be some changes made:

And what about “America”? We’ll probably need something with a little more … cachet:

https://twitter.com/BrianDVaughn/status/735895414855983107

It’s gonna be so bigly tremendous, you guys.

Hopefully …

https://twitter.com/WrightBrunoS/status/735896265486159872

Fingers crossed!