It’s nearly 2016, and that means it’s award season again — that special time of year when every publication still publishing compiles its list of the very best and worst of 2015. Seeing as we click Slate links with extreme caution, we had missed the following piece when it was published this summer.
https://twitter.com/jimperialism/status/680822854817071105
Now, though, with Planned Parenthood providing its essential guide, “Male Feminist Allies Be Like…,” it’s the perfect time to revisit the piece with our newly unlearned sexism.
some things should ONLY be told to your therapist, who is paid not to laugh pic.twitter.com/Qg1uLaDVcj
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/680821316652515328
@DanaSchwartzzz wow bc male feminist wasn't enough 2 just WRECK ME emotionally ?
— carina hsieh (@carinahsieh) December 26, 2015
@DanaSchwartzzz in the 2 hours since this tweet I have told 7 people to grillax
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) December 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/680849447601979392
@DanaSchwartzzz on my death bed I will tell my loved ones to grillax just before my final breath
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) December 26, 2015
Not only does the author have “Bro” right in his name, but Jacob Brogan claims in his bio to write on technology and culture for Slate, so he’s practically employed, even.
@DanaSchwartzzz pic.twitter.com/xEmZQQl0gn
— Gabriel Laks (@gabriel_laks) December 26, 2015
@gabriel_laks pls get me this for my birthday
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 26, 2015
@DanaSchwartzzz You got it. I'll give you one of my many I personally own.
— Gabriel Laks (@gabriel_laks) December 26, 2015
We’d bet Hillary Clinton’s campaign has a few warehouses full of leftover “Grillary Clinton” barbecue aprons they’d let go for cheap.
@DanaSchwartzzz dude must be a p. shitty feminist if he still assigns gender to different methods of making food warm
— jordany baseball (@jonahloeb) December 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/MichaelCarusi/status/680824235028250624
@DanaSchwartzzz the only thing that could make this tragedy deeper is if he was also a vegan
— Jack Newhouse (@Chirurgic) December 26, 2015
@DanaSchwartzzz I think he's confused.
— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) December 26, 2015
https://twitter.com/ChadChitwood/status/680856336909733888
https://twitter.com/facepaulmrevere/status/680879487991558144