Another day, another Thanksgiving hot-take, this time from ThinkProgress:
Six ways to climate-proof your Thanksgiving https://t.co/ZAWcmPPdyY pic.twitter.com/ge1veaQqLz
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) November 24, 2015
Oh, come on!
We’ll save you a click: 1. Buy a local turkey, 2. Save the leftovers (who doesn’t do this?), 3. drink alcohol only from companies that embrace renewable energy, 4. travel by bus, 5. spend lots of money making your home more energy efficient, and 6. annoy your relatives and “talk about it.”
Now, after reading these six things, does “climate-proof” really fit? Party of science at work:
"climate-proof" Words no longer mean things. https://t.co/5yNsSnKygx
— Robby Boswell (@Robby_Boswell) November 24, 2015
If you buy a turkey raised near where you live, the weather will get cooler. THIS IS SCIENCE!!! https://t.co/5Y3F2rme14
— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) November 24, 2015
Step 1: don't travel or eat anything.
Step 2: enjoy step 1. https://t.co/73tGlXGNRi
— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) November 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/stickeningsivan/status/669153921932386304
Basically.
#NotTheOnion https://t.co/sr2vjlnQo3
— History Prof Brad (@brad_duren) November 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheRealBepo/status/669151545091584000
We'll idle all our cars while we deep fry our dozen turkeys. Maybe burn some tires just for ambiance! https://t.co/SvAUixKonP
— Becky Kevoian (@BobsFunGirl) November 24, 2015
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Don't stuff your turkey with, coal, dine with others via Skype, and limit gassy foods? How did I do? https://t.co/gqin2ItyJp
— The Loftus Party (@theloftusparty) November 24, 2015
Just ordered another coal turkey. https://t.co/U42oDFY4nw
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 24, 2015
Anyone think liberalism is not a disease? This is what complete douchebaggery it has brought. https://t.co/P1RJ88q30H
— Just A Russian Hack (@Anewhomestar) November 24, 2015
With the other “Turkey” in the news, you know — trying to start WWII and all — we wonder if this climate alarmism will really sell?
https://twitter.com/Coondawg68/status/669156517392830464
Thanksgiving is one of the world's greatest security threats! https://t.co/dI3zQoAYzq
— 2BarkingWesties (@2BarkingWesties) November 24, 2015
@ProgDisorder @thinkprogress And you wonder why #climatechange alarmists have failed to win the hearts and minds of America.
— Kathleen Sgamma (@KathleenSgamma) November 24, 2015