We’ve finally found the demographic Hillary Clinton was going for when she said yesterday that we should have camps for adults to address the “fun deficit” it America: Brooklyn hipsters with $1000 burning a whole in their pockets:
Break out the juice boxes – Adult Preschool is here – http://t.co/GWoCgwQqJo pic.twitter.com/25bU0LtsAG
— ABC News Health (@ABCNewsHealth) March 18, 2015
Yes … this is real, in all its ridiculousness and horror:
Laugh at these people RT @RealMReynolds: Look. At These. People. http://t.co/3XhrqIkvuJ pic.twitter.com/FFJcP7Zacv
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) March 19, 2015
Um, they're not "Grownups," they're hipsters. Grownups Pay Big Bucks to Attend NYC 'Adult Preschool' http://t.co/YTHPRsOAvz
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) March 20, 2015
Tonight, thank God it's them (Brooklyn) instead of you (Portland). http://t.co/wyvjZ1FTPq
— Aaron Mesh (@AaronMesh) March 20, 2015
DIAF, Hipster Raggedy Ann & Andie http://t.co/SkjFimC2Ac pic.twitter.com/ePEkIhsYc2
— ℝ?????? ????????? (@RexHarrisonsHat) March 20, 2015
https://twitter.com/ScrappyNeu/status/578738439618609153
What is wrong with these people???
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And isn’t there already a socially acceptable way for adults to unwind, like this:
https://twitter.com/QuadCityPat/status/578597206074257408
https://twitter.com/HarryFlowersOBE/status/578165152454848512
These are the “adults” at play — finger painting:
#News #fb This Woman Has Started A Preschool For Adults, Complete With Finger Painting And… http://t.co/INua0GLfDe pic.twitter.com/zeJCn1M2OO
— Mark Heintz (@heintz_mark) March 19, 2015
So, what to do next? This might be too extreme, but…
https://twitter.com/nydwracu/status/578608824086581248
Nuke Brooklyn from orbit– it’s the only way to be sure.
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