'#GetCoveredInHell': Joe Biden's pledge to follow ISIS 'to the gates of hell' dosed with reality

Joe Biden did some tough talking this morning:

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/507209758475300865

@jrsalzman Sounds like our strategy is to send them to the gates of hell. Biden must have watched some Clint Eastwood this morning

— Matt Carter (@Carter_Cattle) September 3, 2014

President Obama has said his administration doesn’t have a strategy in place to deal with the ISIS threat, but Joe Biden knows exactly what he’d like to see happen:

Full Biden ISIS quote: “We will follow them to the gates of hell until they are brought to justice, because hell is where they will reside”

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 3, 2014

Biden on Islamic State: 'We will follow them to the gates of Hell!' http://t.co/WsviqkcTPC Groan. So goofy. He's no Churchill… #defense

— Douglas Ernst (@douglasernst) September 3, 2014

In other words, Biden was like this, shotgun and all:

Joe Biden channeling Kurt Russell -> https://t.co/L9eVcHNR8h

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 3, 2014

However, Iowahawk and others know that once Biden’s quote is run through the filters of political correctness and this administration’s progressive approach to bringing terrorists to “justice,” it might sound more like this:

WE WILL DOWNGRADE YOU TO A MANAGEABLE PROBLEM THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2014

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WE WILL SEEK A BROAD MULTINATIONAL COALITION TO DEVELOP A COMPREHENSIVE STRATEGY FOR CONTAINING YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/TheBryanSuits/status/507226983718072321

@TheBryanSuits @iowahawkblog YOU WILL THEN BE ELIGIBLE FOR RELEASE IN EXCHANGE FOR LESS VALUABLE ASSETS, LIKE DESERTERS AND/OR OBAMA VOTERS.

— MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) September 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/DL0910/status/507228717148798976

.@iowahawkblog WE WILL APPOINT A SPECIAL REP TO MUSLIM COMMUNITIES TO FLING PEACEFUL HASHTAGS AT YOU THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL.

— Leslie (@vamplita) September 3, 2014

And then ultimately:

@iowahawkblog #GETCOVEREDINHELL

— Mike (@ThePantau) September 3, 2014

Ha!