Have you heard the news? CBS says the “Late Show” host will retire in 2015.
Am I supposed to care that David Letterman is finally retiring? If so someone please arrange my facial features properly
— ????? ???? ??? (@HonkyTonkJew) April 3, 2014
That was pretty much our reaction.
I liked that thing Letterman did back in 1995.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) April 3, 2014
So, David #Letterman's body will now join his sense of humour in retirement.
— Chris Hofley (@chrishofley) April 3, 2014
I can't believe David Letterman has announced his retirement–he is a great guy! @Letterman
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 3, 2014
Who should take over for Letterman?
— Martha MacCallum (@marthamaccallum) April 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/NikkiFinke/status/451827157023457280
https://twitter.com/stevekovach/status/451835647787929600
Who will take the @Letterman spot? @jimmykimmel move to CBS? @CraigyFerg get the slot? #NextGenLateNight
— Rick Scherer (@rick_scherer) April 3, 2014
I hope @CraigyFerg takes David Letterman’s place when he retires
— ✟ Right Scoop ✟ (@trscoop) April 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/NikkiFinke/status/451831203583111169
If Mario Lopez somehow squeezes into replacing Letterman, then I will highly consider the fact that the world is getting ready to end.
— Adam Ray (@adamraycomedy) April 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/451833527059755008
Letterman is retiring? Is there even a white guy ready to take his place that doesn't already have a talk show?
— Tronald Dump (@ChrisCubas) April 3, 2014
One of many reasons I'll miss Letterman: Sarah Palin would never in a million years dare go on his show.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) April 3, 2014
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Could we put in a suggestion for someone not so hostile to conservatives like Sarah Palin?
David #Letterman was the greatest–way back, before he became a left-wing curmudgeon. From edgy to snarky.
— Roger Noriega (@rogernoriegaUSA) April 3, 2014
Letterman's retiring? I wonder who'll be next in line to keep female comics off the show. #dontletthedoorhityouintheass
— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) April 3, 2014
Women comedians, not so much. Women interns, though…
Remember the interns? That was weird. #Letterman
— Kate Aurthur (@KateAurthur) April 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/451830577897816064
David Letterman is retiring next year. I wish I had the energy to pretend I cared about late night TV. http://t.co/eMM6qljoWE
— Kaitlin Thomas (@thekaitling) April 3, 2014
Let’s call the whole thing off?
https://twitter.com/parkeland/status/451833888034127872
Here's an idea: when Letterman retires why not replace him w/an hour of pink noise? Late Night shows only exists to help people fall asleep.
— Dr. Sparkle (@Chrontendo) April 3, 2014