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What a Fool Conceives: Believe It or ‘Yacht’ — Adopted Man’s Dad Is Singer Michael McDonald

AP Photo/Gerald Herbert

An adopted Missouri man has discovered his biological father is one of the Doobie Brothers. Michael Goessling of St. Louis learned that singer Michael McDonald was his long-lost dad after his (unknown at the time) half-brother took a DNA test. Goessling was later reunited with his birth parents, who conceived him when they were teens.

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Here’s more from KMOV. (WATCH)

(post continues) Their reunion has introduced McDonald not only to his son, but also to grandchildren he never knew he had.

"What a gift... Adoption is a wonderful option."

The Grammy winner is a grandpa.

McDonald is no deadbeat father. In his young age, he was already takin’ it to the sheets. But what a fool conceives was wisely given away.

We love a story that ends on a high note.

Posters say the younger Michael could have just looked in a mirror to figure out who his famous father was.

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They look alike, but is that where the similarities end?

Commenters want to know if the son got his biological pop’s pipes.

Would be neat for the Michaels to recreate ‘On My Own’ sans Patti LaBelle.

McDonald has a history of doing backing vocals for other singers and bands. This story gives us an excuse to revisit one of our favorite comedy pieces about him lending his smooth voice to a Christopher Cross track. (WATCH)

See, there was a payoff.

Like a long-forgotten son, here's an excuse to play this semi-forgotten McDonald classic. (WATCH)

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We've got to set up the punchline. That song does not get enough airplay, though.

Posters have even more fun relating McDonald’s fatherhood to his musical history.

That would have been a dead giveaway if it were true.

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