Surely the IRS must have a good reason for singling out conservatives for special attention. Blaze radio host Doc Thompson is graciously willing to consider them, so he asked his followers to come up with possible explanations. He got the ball rolling:
#IRSExcuses
"It's Bush's fault!'#tcot #tlot— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses
"What difference at this point does it make!"#tcot #tlot— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses
"We were hacked, just like Anthony Weiner"#tcot #tlot— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses
"We were busy hiking the Appalachian trail!"#tcot #tlot— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses
"Bitch set me up"#tcot #tlot— Doc Thompson’s Daily Mojo (@DocThompsonShow) March 13, 2014
And things took off pretty quickly from there:
@DocThompsonShow #IRSExcuses we plead the fifth !
— s.herr69 (@sherr69) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses We don't have Valerie Jarrett's permission to explain anything to you.
— Mike Vaughn (@RevMikeV) March 13, 2014
@DocThompsonShow #IRSExcuses "The Constitution Is Outdated" #tcot #tlot
— Shaun in NH (@ShaunGearty) March 13, 2014
@DocThompsonShow @skiplacombe #IRSExcuses We were too busy playing Star Trek.
— Maarika(Mika) Gering (@Maa_Riker_Rene) March 13, 2014
Recommended
That’s a definite possibility.
Due to the lane closures on the George Washington Bridge we have been unable to process any non democrat requests. #IRSExcuses
— CommonSensical (@jynxed4life) March 13, 2014
#irsexcuses we aren't breaking the law we make the law….as we go along. #irsexcuses
— Robert Eagle (@scrmneagle29) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses #Obama gave us an exemption from having to follow the law @DocThompsonShow
— Jim Lockwood (@RealJimLockwood) March 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/peepreddy/status/444103244714086400
#IRSExcuses Don't know we're busy looking for the missing Romney tax returns
— William Meyers (@wdavidmeyers) March 13, 2014
@skiplacombe I ate too many Twinkies #IRSExcuses
— RandyDerBubba (@DesertSmith) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses The first rule of IRS Club is no one talks about IRS Club.
— James Swick (@jamesbswick) March 13, 2014
#irsexcuses
The Tea Party acted stupidly.— ElleJo (@ElleJo) March 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/Shawn_Tennien/status/444109314379485184
#IRSExcuses Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee messed up the math
— Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) March 13, 2014
too busy improving healthcare #IRSExcuses
— Dave Calderwood (@calderwd) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses Barry ate the dog that ate the audit records.
— Frodo RinosBane ن (@FrodoRinosBane) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses We just didn't feel like we were despised enough.
— Mister H (@ATHudd) March 13, 2014
#IRSExcuses Blame it on the Rain, yeah yeah
— Mr T 2 (@GovtsTheProblem) March 13, 2014
https://twitter.com/Patriot_Musket/status/444117054442856448
You can't handle the truth! #irsexcuses
— Nate Hewett (@Natehewett) March 13, 2014
Of course we can. Though asking for it may have been a mistake …
None of your damn business. You just guaranteed your next audit patriot. #tcot
— AG (@ag_texas) March 13, 2014
Uh-oh!
***
Related: