The best part of the campaigner in chief’s State of the Union barf-fest? (No, really, there is a “best part.”) Seeing it through the eyes of Fox News host Greg Gutfeld.
Enjoy:
here's my drinking game, although, I am not sure i can recommend it: http://t.co/DOLd134Cy1 #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
there are more bad haircuts in this room than a supercuts training center #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
I wonder if Supreme Courts Justices wear their gowns when cooking bacon. Seems like a wise thing to do, with splatter. #foxnewschats
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
This looks like the world's worst realtors convention. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
I swear i bought a condo from the chick in the blue top. She told all the fixtures were new. #shelied #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Our thanks to Fox News’ Bill Hemmer for providing this comedy fodder:
— BILL HEMMER (@BillHemmer) January 29, 2014
@BillHemmer Bill, there is a medical website to address that. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
would be cool if someone announced there were crepes in the lobby, just to see which fatties would run for it. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Nothing sadder than waiting two hours to shake someone's hand who doesn't give a crap who you are. this is worse than comicon #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
They're clapping like the guy never walked before. #foxnewsCHAT
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
You should only clap this much when a skateboarder lands on his head. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
On a superior planet, they are watching this and thinking, "not worth the invasion." #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Fracking is weaning us off foreign oil, but whose counting. Not Obama. #foxnewschat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Anecdotes are not science. They aren't even real. They are just anecdotes. (an elderly transgendered man on a bus told me this) #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
More oil produced, via fracking, which you hate. But whose counting! #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
crap!!!! it's our fault. Shit. NOW I FEEL AWFUL. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
See – obstruction is bad – unless you target the other guys. #foxnewsCHAT
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
SO the rich got richer, and inequality has gotten worse – under politics of redistribution. (applause) #foxnewschat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
So things HAVE gotten worse, under me. And I'm going to keep doing it because um… (applause). #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
there's more bullshit flying in this SOTU than from a steer with diarrhea. #foxnewsCHAT
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
every notion so far depends on government help. This isn't a state of the union, it's a defense of the government. @foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
This is a speech that believe risk is a detriment to achievement, and that ambition is not required, if you work for him. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
this is not a speech – it's a list of things bobby wants for christmas. #foxnewsCHAT
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
No one is arguing that climate changes. We argue that your solutions are politically motivated and anti-capitalist. #foxnewsCHAT
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
SOTU reminds me that Tracey Flick was Obama before there was Obama #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
The only job Obama's created was the guy who has to lie to him about the jobs he's created. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
I feel like I'm being lectured by a grad student who has never set foot outside the teachers lounge for a cigarette. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
hilarity of listing all these solutions? NONE of them have been realized. It doesn't matter, as long as you still list them @foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Everything he touts is government driven; nothing regarding the powerful nature of the individual. this is your decline. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Accentuating division is a predictable distraction to your abysmal failure in addressing a country as a whole #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Raising fed min wage means, very simply: work for me. No risk. No ambition. Join me. Say yes. #foxsnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Please do not repeal a law that's already helping one person while hurting countless others (science) #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Whoever said Obama gives a great speech was probably Obama. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
really, at this point, he's just going down the Huffington Post subject headers. #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Gosh I hope he brings up Macklemore! #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
i'm almost certain I'm getting a free pair of steak knives when this ends #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
https://twitter.com/greggutfeld/status/428364081930584064
what has he edited OUT of this speech? The plight of sequential hermaphrodism? benefits of raw milk? The sanctity of hot yoga? #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
The only thing longer than this speech was Obama's face when he had to cut out that shout to Jay Z #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
This is the speech equivalent of a McDonald's ball pit. #foxnewschat.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
No mention of Bronys? #SOTU
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 29, 2014
@michaelianblack i am outraged. This is NOT the america i grew with.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014
Gutfeld also retweeted these two tweets:
https://twitter.com/ScottAukerman/status/428362929235181568
https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes/status/428362852681154561
And in a nutshell:
a sweet, majestic and injured hero, concludes with a deserved ovation. what came before, a screed of teachers lounge desires #foxnewschat
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 29, 2014