King Obama won’t be delivering his State of the Union address until tonight, but we know him well enough by now to have a pretty good idea of what to expect. All the impending suckage can be summed up in just three words:
https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/428141377415680000
#SOTUinthreewords Screw the People
— ShieldMaidenMom (@sid67crowe) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/Ranger1325/status/428142083870699520
#SOTUinthreewords Not my fault.
— Eric H. (@ericinva) January 28, 2014
Bush did it. #SOTUinthreewords
— Eric Larson (@larsoneric50) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords Who needs Congress?
— Miss Ann Thrope (@desertgardens) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords Who's your Daddy?
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords I rule you.
— Skin that smokewagon! (@heatpacker) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/heavyhokie/status/428163979622350848
#SOTUinthreewords Kneel Before Zod
— Pouncing Coder Brad (@bradcundiff) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/428193680306888704
#SOTUinthreewords "I'm still relevant."
— Razor (@hale_razor) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/Beertarded/status/428144527652573184
https://twitter.com/cmahar3/status/428141625689128960
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/428200833025843200
#SOTUinthreewords their fair share
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords I don't negotiate.
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) January 28, 2014
#SOTUInThreeWords Just More Lies.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) January 28, 2014
@hale_razor #SOTUinthreewords "Dog and pony."
— mare (@mare22936011) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords I won, bitches.
— Eric H. (@ericinva) January 28, 2014
More free stuff #SOTUinthreewords
— ?? The?FOO ?? (@PolitiBunny) January 28, 2014
Republicans are mean #SOTUinthreewords
— ?? The?FOO ?? (@PolitiBunny) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/428195145452748800
#SOTUinthreewords – my next trick…
— Jeff Burden ?? (@JeffsOcean) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords "I didn't know"
— Tooth Fairy Denier (@FunkynFortunate) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords Bueller, Bueller, Bueller…
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/428195404945977344
#SOTUinthreewords Obfuscate. Regurgitate. Dictate.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) January 28, 2014
https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/428200091300556800
Straw man holocaust #SOTUinthreewords
— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords
Oscar winning performance …— brockasso (@itsmebrock) January 28, 2014
#SOTUinthreewords Anyone still listening?
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) January 28, 2014
Here's more bullshit.
— Gregimus (@murgatr0id) January 28, 2014
Put even simpler:
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/428193081947484160
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