https://twitter.com/JDtheBard/status/420256404272721920
Awww … looks like Jay Carney’s been hit by the puberty stick!
Jay Carney has a beard
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) January 6, 2014
Jay Carney sporting a beard as he takes the lectern today. "My wife says she likes it," he explained.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 6, 2014
Maybe his wife’s a fan, but it’s gonna take us some time to process this. And we’re not alone:
Oh Jay Carney….you’re totes not adorbs.
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/420254696171794432
An jerk grows a beard and my twitter feed explodes.
— Fred the Great (@fredontwittur) January 6, 2014
File the impeachment papers, @DarrellIssa. RT @BrettLoGiurato: Oh god RT @elliosch: WOAH http://t.co/efj1ep1RFN
— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) January 6, 2014
"No, no, no. It was my cleanshaven twin JAY Carney who told you those silly things about Obamacare. Fresh start here today!"
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/TomMcCammon/status/420255923177656320
Never should have made that "I'll shave when #ObamaCare works" bet MT @jbendery Jay Carney has grown a beard! pic.twitter.com/waEWvF68MK
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) January 6, 2014
NO NO NO RT @jbendery: What the — Jay Carney has grown a beard! pic.twitter.com/xXHWxk1Tcg
— Mary #FlyTheW (@mchastain81) January 6, 2014
Meh, I've grown better overnight. pic.twitter.com/KORTmdn6WX #TeamBeard
— MDMRN (@MDMRN) January 6, 2014
Jay Carney with a beard looks like Pajama Boy dressing up like a man for Halloween.
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) January 6, 2014
Jay Carney’s mom is probably going to make him shave before school picture day.
— Jim Jamitis ???? (@JimJamitis) January 6, 2014
Why is Jay Carney also wearing a flannel shirt and speaking in a deeper voice?
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/bitingtea/status/420258854673596418
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/420258277847339008
https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/420258089883799552
so Jay Carney has a merkin…he's earned it.
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) January 6, 2014
Mirror universe Carney will take down the Obaman empire from the inside. RT @elliosch: WOAH http://t.co/sXI4VV43IN"
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/420255540598407168
https://twitter.com/sqwerin/status/420255260221784065
What the — Jay Carney has grown a beard! pic.twitter.com/8bMPCI8CfF
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) January 6, 2014
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/420255168026787841
https://twitter.com/ChrisBarnhart/status/420255192429232128
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/420256481636671488
Jay Carney would be better off w/ a soul patch.
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) January 6, 2014
So, now that he’s sporting the “Duck Dynasty” look, are we in store for a new and improved Jay Carney?
Nah:
Jay Carney is still a lying piece of shit. He now has facial hair.
— RBe (@RBPundit) January 6, 2014
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Update:
Reporter to Carney as he leaves the room, "Your beard has a twitter handle already!'
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) January 6, 2014
Give it up for @PressSecBeard:
what could i possibly be distracting from? hmmmm
— Jay's Beard (@PressSecBeard) January 6, 2014
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