Oh my.
23 years ago today the original #HomeAlone was released in theatres! This makes me feel so old LOL #christmasclassic pic.twitter.com/juefF2vsY6
— KiSS 91.7 (@KiSSedmonton) November 15, 2013
#HomeAlone turns 23 today. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!#ThingsThatMakeYouFeelOld #yyc @985TylerHall
— VIRGIN Radio Calgary (@VirginRadioYYC) November 15, 2013
Twenty-three. If that thought depresses you, here is a quick pick-me-up: Imagine the 2013 remake of “Home Alone.”
Home Alone 2013: via social media Kevin says parents left him at home. Becomes national story. Parents arrested. Kevin placed in foster care
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) December 9, 2013
OK, wait. Maybe that is even more depressing? Still. We choose to giggle madly.
https://twitter.com/ArchaicSteam/status/409948843329847296
Heh.
And this Twitter user offers a final twist that nails it:
@JohnEkdahl Then it turns out the whole story is a hoax, but he refuses to return any donations.
— Scott Toby Real (@azkaged) December 9, 2013
Beautiful.
@azkaged ha! Perfect
— American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda (@JohnEkdahl) December 9, 2013
Yep. Coming soon to a theater near you? Stay tuned!
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