Bow chicka eww eww: 'Today' show co-host Willie Geist's 'porn stache' horrifies [pics]

What fresh hell is this?

"Now that's an Ambush Makeover!" –@WillieGeist commenting on his moustache look. #ShaveTODAY

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) December 2, 2013

Oh no. No shave fail! Last week, viewers pointed out what the mustached Geist looked like:

@TODAYshow @WillieGeist it's a porn stache!!!

— Tami Smith (@tamimommy) December 2, 2013

@TODAYshow Me and my mom say @WillieGeist looks like a porn star #ShaveTODAY

— C24601 (@C_24601) December 2, 2013

@TODAYshow @WillieGeist I agree with Willie, looks more like a porn star 🙂 #ShaveTODAY

— Bob With 2 B's ?? ??? (@robertru44) December 2, 2013

#OrangeRoom @WillieGeist bearded was good now unfortunately you look like a villainous porn star 🙁

— suzanne (@dicknjane812) December 2, 2013

@TODAYshow @WillieGeist 70's Porn star was my first thought! Haha sorry Willie

— J (@jenncnd) December 2, 2013

@TODAYshow how come @WillieGeist looks like a 70's Porn Star?

— Author of Insanity (@RWAndresen1974) December 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/LoriandJeff/status/407503850854449152

https://twitter.com/LoriandJeff/status/407507756363821058

Too funny? Or too horrifying? You decide:

Shoutout to the Rons, both Burgundy and Jeremy. #ShaveTODAY pic.twitter.com/4aeJkgXlXu

— Willie Geist (@WillieGeist) December 2, 2013

Oh, Mr. Geist. Put the Twitter down and the Ron Jeremy references away. Please.

The image of Geist continues to strike horror in the hearts of men (and women).