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Calling all bros and hos! President Train Wreck to solve O-care with a speech

Oh, goody!

President Obama will address the nation today about his namesake health care legislation:

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We’re sure that this time, it’s gonna be good. Like, really good. Right?

Heh.

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President Fix-it to the rescue! We’re doing anticipatory shots and keg stands.

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Awww, poor Adriana.

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We predict “Republicans,” “not,” “my,” and “fault.” And plenty of other blame-y stuff.

CNN’s Dana Bash offers a clue:

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About that:

But we’ll have to wait to know for sure.

More previews from Bash:

Fantastic!

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There’s more still:

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Is it legal? Who cares? President Obama operates outside the law. He’s such a rebel that way.

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Obama logic, baby!

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Yeah, this is shaping up to be one hell of a speech.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.